:sith:Check these out. Sorry the links were so long.
http://cgi.ebay.com/GOLDEN-POOP-AWARD-PLAQUE-FAKE-DOG-POO-GOLD-CRAP-TROPHY_W0QQitemZ270364576250QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item270364576250&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
http://cgi.ebay.com/Fake-Poop-Crap-Turd-Novelty-Prank-GAG-Pooper-Movie-Prop_W0QQitemZ360142108124QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item360142108124&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A570%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
Free shipping...WELL NO ****...$9500 buy it now price for something that weighs what, 5 lbs.:shock: