We got into a big mess way back at the big parts store. We made and sold LOTS of hydraulic hoses, and there was LOTS of slang. Loggers and mechanics loved the "swivel." But hoses commonly have "pipe" swivels, as well as JIC/AN, BUT some of them are SAE, not AN, and SOME are "others."
So one of the local highway districts called in, wanted a 3/4" double braid hose *** long with "female swivels." Well hell even if they were AN/ JIC, they could have been 5/8 (no. 10 to 1" (no 16) on the same size hose. So whoever took the call MADE the hose as the outfit "did not want to bring in the hose
It didn't fit. Another phone call, a DIFFERENT parts guy, and a 2nd hose gets made and IT does not fit.
The 3rd call and 3rd parts guy is a guy more like ME. He told them to bring it in. Turns out it was some machinery, had BRITISH STANDARD FLARE. Neither we nor the Spokane hydraulics "House of Hose" stocked BS flare, they had to ORDER a couple.
The other story was actually funny. When the multi process logging machines first got coming out, such as "feller bunchers" some locals had some imported from Poland. At some point of course they had hose failures. Turns out the hoses were metric. So one of the guys, worked in the back, would saw off the old original metric fittings, braze them to an JIC adapter, and then make an "American" hose to fit that. Everything was "fine." Eventually someone brought in a CYLINDER that needed work and here it turns out the adapters into the cylinder ports were from the metric / Polish hoses to AMERICAN O ring boss!!!!! If we had known that, we could have replaced those adapters and just screwed it all together!!!