A guy walks into a bar and sees everyone crowded around a table, watching a little show. On the table is an upside down pot with a duck tap dancing on it.
The man is impressed and announces, "I'm the owner of the Hamilton Brothers Circus, and I want to buy that duck! He's sure to draw a big crowd."
After some wheeling and dealing, the circus owner pays the partender $10,000 for the talented duck. Feeling generous, the bartender even throws in the pot.
Three days later, the circus owner storms back into the bar. "Your duck is a rip-pff! I put him out there before a sold-out audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"That's weird...Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
The man is impressed and announces, "I'm the owner of the Hamilton Brothers Circus, and I want to buy that duck! He's sure to draw a big crowd."
After some wheeling and dealing, the circus owner pays the partender $10,000 for the talented duck. Feeling generous, the bartender even throws in the pot.
Three days later, the circus owner storms back into the bar. "Your duck is a rip-pff! I put him out there before a sold-out audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"
"That's weird...Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"
