Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

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Drache

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There are no scratches on the outside of this car, but the
vehicle is totaled !

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A man in Waterton Park , (south of Calgary ), came out to
Find the inside of his 18 month old Toyota Sequoia trashed.

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A grizzly bear had somehow got a door open.
Once inside it got trapped when the door shut behind him,
probably by the wind.


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The Toyota was the Platinum edition, all the door panels
were ripped off, the head-liner torn to pieces, all headrests,
the leather seats, the dash shredded.
The steering column was twisted Sideways. Two of the six
airbags went off, the other four the bear ripped to pieces.


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You can imagine a trapped grizzly being hit with an airbag in
an enclosed space!
He must have figured he was in for the fight of his life, and by
the looks of this car, he won the fight.


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When the bear ripped off the door panels he also clawed all
the wiring harnesses out.
Toyota figures every wire he pulled or clawed at resulted in
alarm bells, voices or sparks.


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The head mechanic at Calgary Toyota doubted if they had
the expertise to put this vehicle back together, even if they
had enough parts to do it. And, to add insult to injury, the
bear took a big Dump in the back of the SUV . . . and then
broke out the rear window.

(So a bear dosen’t always sh*t in the woods.)



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The vehicle has been written off by the insurance company.
The cost of this fully optioned vehicle new was over $70,000,
and they stopped counting the repair costs at $60,000 plus.
 
LOL Reminds me of the FJ that had the leaking acetylene tank inside and the guy hit his window switch. BOOM! He survived btw.
 

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How do you not smell leaking acetylene???
I would say he did smell it so he decided to roll the window down and boom. That why welding supply are not supposed to let anybody put tanks inside a car or suv. What would make a bear get in a suv unless there was food left inside? Thats why I live in Florida, very few bears.
 
Here's your answer......
 

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I bet there was some human crap in the front seat of the FJ.... Geesh!!!
 
Must have been the bacon-scented air freshener in the Toyota.
I'd love to see a video of that thing rockin' and rollin' with the bear going nuts inside!
 
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