bargeahead
Wishicouldre member
You get on an airliner and have to have your seatbelt fastened before push-back from the gate and during the taxi the first thing they show you is how to fasten the seatbelt.
Dumb stuff...what's your's.
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avarageerod
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they sterilize the needle before lethal injection
daliant
Befuddled
DRENO
Well-Known Member
Got in a cab in Chicago once and the cabbie asked me where I was going.I showed him the brochure of the hotel.He asked me how to get there?Duh.:angry7:
goldfish65
Well-Known Member
Braille keypad at drive-up ATM
Toasters that burn toast
Toasters that burn toast
avarageerod
Well-Known Member
driving on a parkway
parking in a driveway
parking in a driveway
avarageerod
Well-Known Member
women have a pair of panties,
and just one bra
and just one bra
magnumdart
There is a bad moon on the rise.
Toilets that use so little water you have to flush them a hundred times.
pettybludart
Well-Known Member
Hey Dave,why don,t you patten remote home door locks?It sucks trying to unlock your home door in the dark!LOL
Stores open 24 hours seven days a week ... with locks on the doors.
64physhy
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When somebody calls me for something, and asks for my number so they can call back.
bargeahead
Wishicouldre member
Nutritional data on candy.
OTC meds primarily used by seniors and the directions and cautions are in microscopic size print.
OTC meds primarily used by seniors and the directions and cautions are in microscopic size print.
" No lawnmowers !?!?? What kind of dang drugstore is this !?!? "
That's not so funny when you have perscription to fill and they say, "We dont have this medication in stock at this location."
And the tv ads for stuff like a lifetime guarenteed indestructable dog toy that states "Order now and we'll send you a second one free,. Just pay additional s&h".
If its indestructable, Why do I need a second one ?
Why does it cost 8.95 to place the second one in the box ?
That's not so funny when you have perscription to fill and they say, "We dont have this medication in stock at this location."
And the tv ads for stuff like a lifetime guarenteed indestructable dog toy that states "Order now and we'll send you a second one free,. Just pay additional s&h".
If its indestructable, Why do I need a second one ?
Why does it cost 8.95 to place the second one in the box ?
Hey RedFish, how about all those commercials with Billy Mays ........ brand new items for sale, and he's been dead for awhile now. Exactly where are they filming those???
Call in the next 20 minutes!!! :-D
Call in the next 20 minutes!!! :-D
pettybludart
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I hate when making a call.....press 1 for english?We,re in Canada/USA what,s the first language?ENGLISH!
bargeahead
Wishicouldre member
Rented a car at an airport recently. Handed over DL and AMEX. Info recorded from DL and handed back. Ran AMEX, back of my card has " See ID " instead of signature. Was asked for ID. I said, "Think about that for a second", his face turned red.
Putting your head between your legs in case your plane is going down. Last thing I want to see and smell sure isn't my butt!!
Burntorange70
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Pass side air bags that you can turn off. I ask people if they want to live or die when they ride with me. I don't like to play god so I let them choose.
LOL!!!
Hmmmm, maybe you could try it on the passenger you're sitting next to instead.
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scampy72
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passenger airbags can get turned off due to children in the seats. or little people. if your under 100 pounds its dangerous to be hit by an airbag
OMG! ROFL!
All of you......
Later,
Bruce B.
All of you......
Later,
Bruce B.
scampy72
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oh and the warning on pop tarts thats says "warning: pastries may be hot when heated!"
Burntorange70
Well-Known Member
you mean the area I use to run around in when I was a kid...
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