Guts Or BALLS

[moparwedden]

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS –
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask:
'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS –
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say:
'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

 

[inkjunkie]

We need a reality forum....cause this aint no joke.....

 

[Arco440]

Now is tht gut balls or just stupid enough to think shes not going to hit over the head with a cast iron frying pan while you sleep.

 

[Dartnut]

If i did either, i wouldn't have any balls when i woke up in the morning.

 

[moparlover]

i hope the author of this thread is still alive lol

 

[jaimus]

DiD I miss the "brains" part

 

[Hemiroid]

And she said.
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Kenny

 

[No name needed]

and she said.
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kenny

lol