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I put the hoar in hoarder
This guy is freakin hilarious.....go read the" questions to seller" - I've never seen two full pages before. Some people need to lighten up...........a lot..........He's just poking a stick in peoples eyes - go read ......it's better than a joke........
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200568728421
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: More JUNK then Trinket I Think I have a 500 cubic inch Ford Flat head I will trade you Stright Up Have Fun trying to get 426 out of a 331 Hemi Jan-29-11
A: naw them 500 ford flatheads are a dime of dozen,ill sell this and buy a new bass boat
Q: boy I always wanted a hemy engine,i just found your,my dreams come true, you are my hero. I am kinda on the poor side, if you know what I mean, I suck of the goverment and smoke crack all day and steal all nite, anyway enough of my personal. I wanna trade. please please help a poor brother here, I gotta super rare 96 Dodge Neon 2.0 4 cylinder factory dual cam, HEMMY but it is locked up, I forgot to check oil, busy smoking crack and stealing. I think it is worth an even trade. since I have no cash for shipping, Too sweeten the deal I will throw in the slipping automatic trans, it should cover the cost of shipping both ways. Thankyou so much for making my dreams come true!!!!!!!! Jan-27-11
A: yw
Q: If and when you sell this "Hemi" will get some education so I don't have to have an interperter for your spelling? Jan-27-11
A: hmmmm....
Q: Obviously, you must know this is not a 426 Hemi you have for sale. Why not list it for what it is? Jan-26-11
A: im a wild and carrraazzyyyy guy!
Q: If you weren't so far away, I'd "buy it now" just so I could come to your house and kick you in the balls! You are a total asshole who should NOT be on ebay at all. I will watch all your listings, and send a message to anyone who bids, that you are a deceitful crook. Jan-26-11
A: thats alot of money to spend just for that!with the bad economy in michigan there im sure you can find some tender young lad whos out of work and sexually confused to live out all of your twisted fantasies on.me,im a straight shooter,so no dice!
Q: this looks 2b a 331 hemi i would revise the item your a dick troublemaker dick Jan-26-11
A: nobuddys perfect!
Q: When You Sell This One And It Looks Like You Are Going To,No Worry's I Have Another One Just Like It, Tied On My Boat For A Anchor, Not Sure On The Horse Power Thou,I Know That Boat Can't Move It With A LS6 Big Block,I Have Your Back. Jan-26-11
A: nice to here from a guy who knows what shes taslking about!
Q: Will you take $25,000 to end this auction early ? Jan-26-11
A: hhmmmmmmmm....i dunno cuz im thinkin it may take off like wildfire soon
Q: I guess I question you using ebay as a place to make jokes. I suppose you have your reasons but I question them. I do believe if you are doing this to bring attention to yourself, it just may backfire. Your numerical rating as a seller may be the greatest item of interest here, and I also agree with one of the other people that commented, you're advertising a lot of junk for high prices. I don't have a problem with someone making money, after all this is free enterprise but, for any of us that knows the value of most the stuff you list, you're ridiculous. You give us enthusiasts a bad name. Jan-25-11
A: well mr. bill, i must say,it never ceases to amaze me how very impressed people like you are by your own sense of self importance.its a recognized mental affliction called nacissistic personality disorder.you may want to look into it.what makes you think that i,or anyone else on this planet cares what you think?furthermore,why do you feel so compelled to tell me what you think of me,what you think motivates me,and the prices of my''junk''?seriously.why are you looking at my ''junk''anyway?why are you emailing me?why are you not on medication?as far as''us enthusiasts''?puh-leeeeze.another lofty admiration of yourself and assumed superiority of me.you think i have all this''junk'' by chance?you think it just showed up in my yard and magically appeared on ebay?no work,money,passion involved in making it all happen?none?and my score?a joke.you want to know what type of person ive dealt with that left me a poor rating?look in the mirror.a person so self absorbed,so dedicated to the lie,so in love with himself and his goals the he simply had no time to bother with pictures,decsriptions,or procedure.none.so...in summary,you sir are the one who is ridiculous,you do in fact have a problem with free enterprise,and you sir,have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever and a small tear is in the corner of my eye for the plight of your unfortunate family.good day
Q: This is a joke right?? I know from previous auctions of yours that your stuff is WAY overpriced JUNK....but now you are just flat out lieing about the crap you have???!! Guess its time to report your fraud to ebay....good luck chump.... Jan-25-11
A: nobodys perfect
Q: I can tell by your response to the other guy that you are very stubborn, either that or your trying to rip someone off !That guy was right, it's not a 426, it's an smaller size older hemi. It's safe to say that you are not going to sell this at this price, you should really do some research on it or have someone look at it who actually knows what it is. I'm sure you will respond back to me with a child like comment, but save the effort, I'm just trying to help you actually sell the thing. You need to know what you have. Also,I would love to see the R.V. this came out of, seriously ? a factory installed 1950's hemi in a 1975 R.V.? That would be 1 of 1 built and should be on Barrett Jackson auction. Jan-25-11
A: I NO,THATS KINDA WAT I WAS THINKIN!I WAs gonna call them on thursday and see what they thkin it wood bring!~!!!
Q: The 426 Hemi "Hemi" not Hemy has Black wrinkle valve covers, not chrome also was never in a Motorhome and was not produced in the Mid 70s due to Emissions Standards please do the research and revise your listing. thanks Jan-25-11
A: thx
Q: You give Ebay a bad name, A guy tried to give you proper firsthand knowledge of hemis and you treat him like hes an idiot.. I am a ford guy and know for sure its not a 426 for his simple stated reasons, and the fact that the 426 wasnt available with a single or 2 barrel carb, or intake?? Your listing should be removed and anyone you try to pawn it off on should be compensated for what you wrongfully took from them.. The more you type the more Buyers can see how bad you are trying to scam them... Jan-25-11
A: fords??????AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Q: HI DIS HEMI SHULD PUT OUT OVR 600HP CUZ I SAW 1 AT DA TRAK DIS ONE TIME DAT RAN LIEK 11 SEC. BUT I GOTT A QESTION, DOS DIS HEMYS RUST COME OFF DA ENGEN? Jan-25-11
A: i no write!
Q: Dude, does your computer have spell check? Jan-25-11
A: wuts THAT?
Q: What you are selling is NOT a 426 Hemi just as you were told. If you don't remove this auction or change it to reflect the truth I will report you for fraud! Your feedback reflects your integrity, very poor. Jan-25-11
A: hey buddy,lighten up.for those of us who actually were born with a sense of humor,its good clean fun.read it again,if you actually take this seriously you may want to take a closer look at yourself.im getting alot of toungue in cheek responses and im having fun.get off your high horse and try having fun sometime.my little auction affects you in no way whatsoever so get a life and control something in your own life that actually matters
Q: brian is correct! 500 hp??? no fn way. Jan-25-11
A: you say potatoe i say tomayto
Q: it has a cereal number? I like Lucky Charms...and wayyy back when, we had alpha bits... You could use spell check for your spelling, however, the rest....well, Obama is for you. Good luck when you sell the HEMI.... Jan-25-11
A: HAY!dont talk abuot my prezindant like that!i voted for that great man 18 times and ill vote for him even more teh next time!
Q: not trying to hurt your feelings but the last guy is right your pitcher is for a 50s hemi no hemi in 1975 just so you know sorry Jan-25-11
A: you shood check the pitcher again
Q: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A 426 HEMI LIKE THIS ONE,MAN IF YOU ARE RIGHT I'VE BEEN SELLING THE WRONG ONES,HEY ALL YOU GUYS I SOLD HEMIS TO BRING THEM BACK PLEASE... Jan-25-11
A: HAY...DONT BEET URSELF UP,WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES...
Q: Wow, now I know why your feedback is a dismal 92%....I guess you will find a sucker for this one, but when he finds out what it really is your feedback will no doubt drop to 80%...I only consider Buy It Now stuff at $10,000. I just dont waste my money on the cheap stuff... Jan-25-11
A: well then!arent you mr moneybags!maybe in your honor ill raise the price to $10,000....will you buy it then?
Q: is it numbers matching and how many horsepower do you think it has as it sits right now? Jan-25-11
A: well im prety sher its a no's math cuz one of teh vinns says 8 and its an 8 cylinder so i think that means its correct for itself.uummmm...as it sits its hard 2 say 4 sher but if i had to guess i wood say minimum of 500 cuz u and i both no what these things can do!
Q: I am relly interestid in the hemy egine you have up for action, but I need to no is it a 1975 for shore. I need it for my Dodge Duster that has the originel egine missing. I will gladly pay the asking price plus I will give you anuther $1033 in you can shipp it to me. Jan-25-11
A: heeeell yeh!yes thsi is an orginnal 1985 hammy i promise.i takled to some of teh guys down at oriellys and asked them wat all this will fit and they said for sher it fits any mopar from 1957 threw 1977 so it will bolt right up to your duster.if you hit the by it now ill include some new motermounts i baught for it.it makes it so teh egnine will fit in most a bodies threw c bodies
Q: you have no idea what you have for sale. First, you see that thing in the back of the engine, thats called a distributor and on a 426 that is located in the front at an angle. Second, you see that black thing in the front of the engine, thats called a generator, and dodge quit making those in the mid fifties. third, dodge never put a hemi in a motorhome. fourth, the last year of the hemi was 71, they did not make the hemi in 75. what you have is a 331/354/392 hemi from the fifties. and is not at all worth your asking price. Jan-24-11
A: HAH! shows what you know brian...IN YOUR FACE BUDDY!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...m=200568728421
Question & Answer Answered On
Q: More JUNK then Trinket I Think I have a 500 cubic inch Ford Flat head I will trade you Stright Up Have Fun trying to get 426 out of a 331 Hemi Jan-29-11
A: naw them 500 ford flatheads are a dime of dozen,ill sell this and buy a new bass boat
Q: boy I always wanted a hemy engine,i just found your,my dreams come true, you are my hero. I am kinda on the poor side, if you know what I mean, I suck of the goverment and smoke crack all day and steal all nite, anyway enough of my personal. I wanna trade. please please help a poor brother here, I gotta super rare 96 Dodge Neon 2.0 4 cylinder factory dual cam, HEMMY but it is locked up, I forgot to check oil, busy smoking crack and stealing. I think it is worth an even trade. since I have no cash for shipping, Too sweeten the deal I will throw in the slipping automatic trans, it should cover the cost of shipping both ways. Thankyou so much for making my dreams come true!!!!!!!! Jan-27-11
A: yw
Q: If and when you sell this "Hemi" will get some education so I don't have to have an interperter for your spelling? Jan-27-11
A: hmmmm....
Q: Obviously, you must know this is not a 426 Hemi you have for sale. Why not list it for what it is? Jan-26-11
A: im a wild and carrraazzyyyy guy!
Q: If you weren't so far away, I'd "buy it now" just so I could come to your house and kick you in the balls! You are a total asshole who should NOT be on ebay at all. I will watch all your listings, and send a message to anyone who bids, that you are a deceitful crook. Jan-26-11
A: thats alot of money to spend just for that!with the bad economy in michigan there im sure you can find some tender young lad whos out of work and sexually confused to live out all of your twisted fantasies on.me,im a straight shooter,so no dice!
Q: this looks 2b a 331 hemi i would revise the item your a dick troublemaker dick Jan-26-11
A: nobuddys perfect!
Q: When You Sell This One And It Looks Like You Are Going To,No Worry's I Have Another One Just Like It, Tied On My Boat For A Anchor, Not Sure On The Horse Power Thou,I Know That Boat Can't Move It With A LS6 Big Block,I Have Your Back. Jan-26-11
A: nice to here from a guy who knows what shes taslking about!
Q: Will you take $25,000 to end this auction early ? Jan-26-11
A: hhmmmmmmmm....i dunno cuz im thinkin it may take off like wildfire soon
Q: I guess I question you using ebay as a place to make jokes. I suppose you have your reasons but I question them. I do believe if you are doing this to bring attention to yourself, it just may backfire. Your numerical rating as a seller may be the greatest item of interest here, and I also agree with one of the other people that commented, you're advertising a lot of junk for high prices. I don't have a problem with someone making money, after all this is free enterprise but, for any of us that knows the value of most the stuff you list, you're ridiculous. You give us enthusiasts a bad name. Jan-25-11
A: well mr. bill, i must say,it never ceases to amaze me how very impressed people like you are by your own sense of self importance.its a recognized mental affliction called nacissistic personality disorder.you may want to look into it.what makes you think that i,or anyone else on this planet cares what you think?furthermore,why do you feel so compelled to tell me what you think of me,what you think motivates me,and the prices of my''junk''?seriously.why are you looking at my ''junk''anyway?why are you emailing me?why are you not on medication?as far as''us enthusiasts''?puh-leeeeze.another lofty admiration of yourself and assumed superiority of me.you think i have all this''junk'' by chance?you think it just showed up in my yard and magically appeared on ebay?no work,money,passion involved in making it all happen?none?and my score?a joke.you want to know what type of person ive dealt with that left me a poor rating?look in the mirror.a person so self absorbed,so dedicated to the lie,so in love with himself and his goals the he simply had no time to bother with pictures,decsriptions,or procedure.none.so...in summary,you sir are the one who is ridiculous,you do in fact have a problem with free enterprise,and you sir,have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever and a small tear is in the corner of my eye for the plight of your unfortunate family.good day
Q: This is a joke right?? I know from previous auctions of yours that your stuff is WAY overpriced JUNK....but now you are just flat out lieing about the crap you have???!! Guess its time to report your fraud to ebay....good luck chump.... Jan-25-11
A: nobodys perfect
Q: I can tell by your response to the other guy that you are very stubborn, either that or your trying to rip someone off !That guy was right, it's not a 426, it's an smaller size older hemi. It's safe to say that you are not going to sell this at this price, you should really do some research on it or have someone look at it who actually knows what it is. I'm sure you will respond back to me with a child like comment, but save the effort, I'm just trying to help you actually sell the thing. You need to know what you have. Also,I would love to see the R.V. this came out of, seriously ? a factory installed 1950's hemi in a 1975 R.V.? That would be 1 of 1 built and should be on Barrett Jackson auction. Jan-25-11
A: I NO,THATS KINDA WAT I WAS THINKIN!I WAs gonna call them on thursday and see what they thkin it wood bring!~!!!
Q: The 426 Hemi "Hemi" not Hemy has Black wrinkle valve covers, not chrome also was never in a Motorhome and was not produced in the Mid 70s due to Emissions Standards please do the research and revise your listing. thanks Jan-25-11
A: thx
Q: You give Ebay a bad name, A guy tried to give you proper firsthand knowledge of hemis and you treat him like hes an idiot.. I am a ford guy and know for sure its not a 426 for his simple stated reasons, and the fact that the 426 wasnt available with a single or 2 barrel carb, or intake?? Your listing should be removed and anyone you try to pawn it off on should be compensated for what you wrongfully took from them.. The more you type the more Buyers can see how bad you are trying to scam them... Jan-25-11
A: fords??????AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Q: HI DIS HEMI SHULD PUT OUT OVR 600HP CUZ I SAW 1 AT DA TRAK DIS ONE TIME DAT RAN LIEK 11 SEC. BUT I GOTT A QESTION, DOS DIS HEMYS RUST COME OFF DA ENGEN? Jan-25-11
A: i no write!
Q: Dude, does your computer have spell check? Jan-25-11
A: wuts THAT?
Q: What you are selling is NOT a 426 Hemi just as you were told. If you don't remove this auction or change it to reflect the truth I will report you for fraud! Your feedback reflects your integrity, very poor. Jan-25-11
A: hey buddy,lighten up.for those of us who actually were born with a sense of humor,its good clean fun.read it again,if you actually take this seriously you may want to take a closer look at yourself.im getting alot of toungue in cheek responses and im having fun.get off your high horse and try having fun sometime.my little auction affects you in no way whatsoever so get a life and control something in your own life that actually matters
Q: brian is correct! 500 hp??? no fn way. Jan-25-11
A: you say potatoe i say tomayto
Q: it has a cereal number? I like Lucky Charms...and wayyy back when, we had alpha bits... You could use spell check for your spelling, however, the rest....well, Obama is for you. Good luck when you sell the HEMI.... Jan-25-11
A: HAY!dont talk abuot my prezindant like that!i voted for that great man 18 times and ill vote for him even more teh next time!
Q: not trying to hurt your feelings but the last guy is right your pitcher is for a 50s hemi no hemi in 1975 just so you know sorry Jan-25-11
A: you shood check the pitcher again
Q: I HAVE NEVER SEEN A 426 HEMI LIKE THIS ONE,MAN IF YOU ARE RIGHT I'VE BEEN SELLING THE WRONG ONES,HEY ALL YOU GUYS I SOLD HEMIS TO BRING THEM BACK PLEASE... Jan-25-11
A: HAY...DONT BEET URSELF UP,WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES...
Q: Wow, now I know why your feedback is a dismal 92%....I guess you will find a sucker for this one, but when he finds out what it really is your feedback will no doubt drop to 80%...I only consider Buy It Now stuff at $10,000. I just dont waste my money on the cheap stuff... Jan-25-11
A: well then!arent you mr moneybags!maybe in your honor ill raise the price to $10,000....will you buy it then?
Q: is it numbers matching and how many horsepower do you think it has as it sits right now? Jan-25-11
A: well im prety sher its a no's math cuz one of teh vinns says 8 and its an 8 cylinder so i think that means its correct for itself.uummmm...as it sits its hard 2 say 4 sher but if i had to guess i wood say minimum of 500 cuz u and i both no what these things can do!
Q: I am relly interestid in the hemy egine you have up for action, but I need to no is it a 1975 for shore. I need it for my Dodge Duster that has the originel egine missing. I will gladly pay the asking price plus I will give you anuther $1033 in you can shipp it to me. Jan-25-11
A: heeeell yeh!yes thsi is an orginnal 1985 hammy i promise.i takled to some of teh guys down at oriellys and asked them wat all this will fit and they said for sher it fits any mopar from 1957 threw 1977 so it will bolt right up to your duster.if you hit the by it now ill include some new motermounts i baught for it.it makes it so teh egnine will fit in most a bodies threw c bodies
Q: you have no idea what you have for sale. First, you see that thing in the back of the engine, thats called a distributor and on a 426 that is located in the front at an angle. Second, you see that black thing in the front of the engine, thats called a generator, and dodge quit making those in the mid fifties. third, dodge never put a hemi in a motorhome. fourth, the last year of the hemi was 71, they did not make the hemi in 75. what you have is a 331/354/392 hemi from the fifties. and is not at all worth your asking price. Jan-24-11
A: HAH! shows what you know brian...IN YOUR FACE BUDDY!!
