No Tim
How come when you buy something you need, and a couple weeks later you see it on sale??
How come when you buy something you need, and a couple weeks later you see it on sale??
How Come
- Thread starter Mopar Tim
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Ddaddy
I'm changing the World... one pixel at a time!
This babe can wear her 3XL yoga pants anytime she wants...with no objection from me!
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
How come women who wear skimpy outfits are offended by people staring at them?
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
How come every time I think my car is finished I discover another $1000 dollars worth of parts I just have to have?
j par
Well-hung Member
I don't know she looks more man than me... I think I'd be a little uncomfortable with that much muscle in my bed...
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
I think that's the rendering. In the flesh she is waaay beyond beautiful.
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
How come unfit middle age moms think they have to wear the same yoga pants that their daughters wear. Some things should never be seen.
j par
Well-hung Member
What haunts of my imagination is cuddled up in the dark in bed and all those huge muscles way bigger than me it almost makes me queasy thinking about it...
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
I think she is about 5'8" and 125#'s. I am guessing that you could take her.
j par
Well-hung Member
I think something about getting quoted as wearing 3x?... So I'm thinking like 6,4 and 250 lb.... Yipes!!!...
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
She is a former miss Isreal who reluctantly competed in the miss universe pageant.
j par
Well-hung Member
Well 'IF" she really is 5/8 and 125 pounds she can tie me up with her magic lasso and make me tell the truth....
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
The truth, the truth - you can't handle the truth!
Wouldn't it be apparent after all of this time?
(Maybe there should be a separate thread for answers. lol)
Speaking of yoga, how come there's a move called "downward facing dog", but no "upward facing pussy" (cat, of course)? I've seen my wife and her girlfriend doing it, but they just laugh when I ask if that's the name.
DesertRat
Leading edge boomer
How come you must make a decision if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Treblig
Well-Known Member
Don't you mean to say that there should be a separate "tread" for answers???
How come when I'm wedged under a car and real greasy I have to go pee real bad?
Why if I call Tim a nigger in public I an screwed? I am adopted! But look right. When your right your white. No I am not prejudice just everyone without red hair and hazel eyes can go F... themselves. Dam it gets lonely here
Or a big enough air compressor to drive it or enough electrical to run the compressor.
O,r beat me , whip me, make me write bad checks!
MileHighDart
Well-Known Member
That's your wife doing that, mine always turns my t-shirts inside out before she washes them.
MileHighDart
Well-Known Member
I got no problem with the middle age moms in yoga pants, its the unfit moms that wear them
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