How Many Does -Joke

[grampyjay]

How many bluegrass pickers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb, and four more to gripe about it being electric!

 

[RussellSullivan]

How to tell if an Ethiopian is rich? Look for the Rolex around his waist!

Thank God for mosquito nets. Each year, thousands of mosquitos are saved from dying of AIDS