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  1. Nov 17, 2021 #26
    JDMopar

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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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      Ethiopian magician: now for my next trick, he turned sideways and disappeared.
       
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      • Nov 18, 2021 #28
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        How can you tell who is the bride at an Ethiopian wedding?
        She's the one surrounded by flies
         
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        • Nov 19, 2021 #29
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          And then there was:
          What do they call mini blinds in Ethiopia?

          Bunk beds!
           
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          • Dec 11, 2021 #30
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            Fastest animal in the world? An Ethiopian chicken!
             
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            And how does a 22 year old Bellevue WA girl change a light bulb?

            "Daddy I want a new condo!"
             
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              How many cowboys to change that lightbulb?

              Two. One to change the bulb, and one to sing about how much he misses the old one...
               
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                How do you keep the flies off the bride? Spread poop on the walls.
                 
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                  How many banjo players needed to change that bulb? Doesn’t matter, they’ll all be out of tune anyway!
                   
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                  • Dec 11, 2021 #35
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                    Why can't Irishmen become lawyers????


                    They can't pass a bar....
                     
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                    • Dec 12, 2021 #36
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                      I just met my new neighbour. I introduced myself and he said Haywood Jablome. I thought that's a weird name.
                       
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                        Had a guy living across the section, his name is Harold Dyck.
                         
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                        • Dec 12, 2021 #39
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                          How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?

                          None!

                          That’s woman’s work.
                           
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                          • Dec 12, 2021 #40
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                            duck here comes the fry pan.
                             
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                            • Dec 12, 2021 #41
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                              And put a 360 in it. And then stroke it.
                               
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                              • Dec 12, 2021 #42
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                                Now you’re getting down right kinky
                                 
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                                • Dec 12, 2021 #43
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                                  Do you want a bigger bore or a longer rod?
                                   
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                                  Why does the bride wear white? The color matches the other appliances.
                                   
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                                    My wife hates when I tell that joke.
                                     
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                                    • Dec 12, 2021 #46
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                                      Redneck a..hole.
                                       
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                                      Redneck a..hole.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb? The point is moot,they don't know what electricity or a light bulb are.
                                       
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                                      • Dec 13, 2021 #48
                                        Mark Wainwright

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                                        I heard that joke a long long time ago and had forgotten it Thanks Duggie lol
                                         
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                                        Better wash your hands first
                                         
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                                        Yes!!
                                         

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