How Many Does -Joke

[JDMopar]

How to tell if an Ethiopian is rich? Look for the Rolex around his waist!

 

[Ahoey]

Ethiopian magician: now for my next trick, he turned sideways and disappeared.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

How can you tell who is the bride at an Ethiopian wedding?
She's the one surrounded by flies

 

[grampyjay]

And then there was:
What do they call mini blinds in Ethiopia?

Bunk beds!

 

[Duggie]

Fastest animal in the world? An Ethiopian chicken!

 

[Duggie]

And how does a 22 year old Bellevue WA girl change a light bulb?

"Daddy I want a new condo!"

 

[Duggie]

How many cowboys to change that lightbulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to sing about how much he misses the old one...

 

[Duggie]

How can you tell who is the bride at an Ethiopian wedding?
She's the one surrounded by flies

How do you keep the flies off the bride? Spread poop on the walls.

 

[cosgig]

How many banjo players needed to change that bulb? Doesn’t matter, they’ll all be out of tune anyway!

 

[krazykuda]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room spins! That's the only joke I know. That's all I got.

Why can't Irishmen become lawyers????


They can't pass a bar....

 

[Ahoey]

And then there was:
What do they call mini blinds in Ethiopia?
Thumb tack,Ethiopian with a army helmet on.
Bunk beds!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I just met my new neighbour. I introduced myself and he said Haywood Jablome. I thought that's a weird name.

 

[Ahoey]

Had a guy living across the section, his name is Harold Dyck.

 

[mcodecuda]

How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?

None!

That’s woman’s work.

 

[Ahoey]

How many men does it take to clean a bathroom?

None!

That’s woman’s work.

duck here comes the fry pan.

 

[69conv]

First they will tell you to download the free service manual.

And put a 360 in it. And then stroke it.

 

[Ahoey]

And put a 360 in it. And then stroke it.

Now you’re getting down right kinky

 

[69conv]

Do you want a bigger bore or a longer rod?

 

[Duggie]

duck here comes the fry pan.

Why does the bride wear white? The color matches the other appliances.

 

[mcodecuda]

duck here comes the fry pan.

My wife hates when I tell that joke.

 

[71twister3bytheknee6]

That answer might be better suited for a Polack joke if you ask me. laugh.

Redneck a..hole.

 

[71twister3bytheknee6]

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three! One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink until the room spins! That's the only joke I know. That's all I got.

Redneck a..hole.How many rednecks does it take to change a lightbulb? The point is moot,they don't know what electricity or a light bulb are.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Why does the bride wear white? The color matches the other appliances.

I heard that joke a long long time ago and had forgotten it Thanks Duggie lol

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Now you’re getting down right kinky

Better wash your hands first

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Do you want a bigger bore or a longer rod?

Yes!!