If you wanted to legally change your name

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Craven Moorehead.

That's my other screen name

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Rod long

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Ray Penhoes

 

[harrisonm]

Iban Yakinov

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Chris Pee

 

[No name needed]

Ridge Reamer.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Ok, what's the Tonto joke?

There's so many of them

 

[Treblig]

There's so many of them

I thought there was only one on the airplane?

 

[No name needed]

I thought there was only one on the airplane?

Depending on the nationality of the joke teller the last name is usually different.

 

[grampyjay]

TEXAS!! - Where men are men and sheep are nervous!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

TEXAS!! - Where men are men and sheep are nervous!

Two Texans driving down the Interstate and one says hey Bob can you make a u-turn? Bob says No but I can make her eyes water.

 

[Professor Fate]

Hugh G. Rection

 

[DustyDuster]

Ben Dejo

 

[retroron]

California, where men are men and everyone's nervous.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

California, where men are men and everyone's nervous.

Never been there wouldn't know lol

 

[retroron]

Never been there wouldn't know lol

I can say this tongue in cheek, native son!

 

[Treblig]

CALIFORNIA........................Where the most beautiful women.....




















Are men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ahoey]

CALIFORNIA........................Where the most beautiful women.....




















Are men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

CALIFORNIA........................Where the most beautiful women.....




















Are men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOL that could be anywhere today. Have to be careful it's nuts

 

[SGBARRACUDA]

Mike Hunt. Say it out loud.....

I have a Mike Hunt and a Mike Hunt Sr. For neighbors.

 

[Brooks James]

Sunny Beaches.

"Son's of bitches"

 

[Ahoey]

LOLOLOL that could be anywhere today. Have to be careful it's nuts

To pun or not to pun

 

[6PakBee]

Ivan Cutachunkoff (named after a famous Russian engineer)

All Wong (Sum Ting Wong's brother)

John J. Phonebone

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I have a Mike Hunt and a Mike Hunt Sr. For neighbors.

Do they have a business called Mike Hunt Whistles?

 

[Dartnut]

Do they have a business called Mike Hunt Whistles?

I thought that it would be Mike Hunt Liquor.