Jumper

[Bigdummy]

QuoteA seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get the nerve up to jump.*A passing hobo stops and says, "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"*The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!"*The bum turned to leave and muttered "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom." **

 

[bOb shingler]

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[65LoveAffair]

That is quite possibly the funniest joke I have ever heard! I salute you, sir!

 

[iraqivet01]

I'm guessing that where the quote, "over my dead body" came from.

 

[famous bob]

I'm guessing that where the quote, "over my dead body" came from.

DAM , TEX!! LOL:wack:

 

[Dartnut]

That's freakin' hilarious Tony!

 

[64ragtop]

Kinda embarrassed to be laughin' so hard!!

BC

 

[gunbunny]

I've posted a response to this in the blue forum. I so wanted to here, but thought better of it.