Just took my wife to the dentist..

[joeychgo]

She had a tooth pulled.

Dentist says: I don't want you to suck, swish or spit anything for 24 hours.

I looked at him and said: Oh great, now she has a medical excuse.

 

[Treblig]

Every husband's nightmare!!!

treblig

 

[YY1]

I once worked with a girl who had arthritis of the jaw, the pelvis and the wrist.

"Poor bastard ain't gettin nuthin" I always thought about her husband.

 

[toolmanmike]

She had a tooth pulled.

Dentist says: I don't want you to suck, swish or spit anything for 24 hours.

I looked at him and said: Oh great, now she has a medical excuse.

 

[No name needed]

She had a tooth pulled.

Dentist says: I don't want you to suck, swish or spit anything for 24 hours.

I looked at him and said: Oh great, now she has a medical excuse.

Just order take out.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

A woman walked into a dentist office and then took all her clothes off. The Dentist said "Lady, I'm a dentist not a Dr.". She said "I know, I want two pulled and one filled".