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  1. cojohnso

    cojohnso Well-Known Member

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    George Washington's greatest contribution was stepping down after 2nd term. (Truth be told? He really didn't want the job of President. But did his civil duty.) By doing so. And having a free election? Stunned the world. That was never seen. To step down with no demands. No promises of next accession? That did more to steer the country than words on a constitution.
     
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    • Biff

      Biff Cheep not easy

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      Well fuck coffee's over only 2hrs to go thank God at least the last 2 hrs are my pay the other 6 I donate Forced of course to Justine. :mad:
       
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        I only have an hour to go.
         
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          I'm done !





          Oh wait I never started...lol:D
           
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          • cojohnso

            cojohnso Well-Known Member

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            So. Is there a past winner's list for this thread?
             
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            • Fred Scigliano

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              There is but you don't want the prize trust me.
              You gonna be at Mopars in the Park I'm hopping?
               
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              • Fred Scigliano

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                Damn old retiree making fun of someone without me helping out.:)
                 
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                • cojohnso

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                  Is that the Canadian show?
                   
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                  No over by lake Elmo on June 4th and 5th in your area.
                   
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                  • Biff

                    Biff Cheep not easy

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                    Yes Mark has the glove ....:rofl:
                     
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                      :rofl::rofl::rofl:
                       
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                      Time to head for the W
                       
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                      • Mark Wainwright

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                        Thanks for broadcasting that Biff. Still in unused pristine condition though.
                         
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                        • Mark Wainwright

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                          That would be the Washroom for me. "P" time is anytime. You guys know what I mean or will do lol.
                           
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                            Morning guys. Going to be a blistering 5C today but rain.
                            At least the snow we got yesterday will be melting.
                            Had a lot of water around the curbs yesterday because the drains were covered in wet snow from the plow. I started to clean one out down the street but was too heavy using a shovel. Let the younger guys do that.
                            Another dentist appointment at 10 to repair a chipped tooth $$$$$ I picked the wrong trade for sure.
                             
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                              There is a guy in Toronto that owns a BBQ restaurant that defied the lockdown orders. The cops and media were there a couple of times. He's just been handed a 187000 dollar fine for the costs of police and fire to be there. Looks good on him.
                               
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                              Pretty early today CF?
                               
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                                Morning I think we all think we picked the wrong trade when we pay the Dentist. lol
                                 
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                                • Mark Wainwright

                                  Mark Wainwright Well-Known Member

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                                  Morning Fred.. Is crap still flowing downhill?
                                   
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                                  • Fred Scigliano

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                                    Wow a lot of money.
                                     
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                                    • Fred Scigliano

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                                      Sure is Mark I finally got cought up on my laundry.
                                       
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                                        Had to learn the hard way. Rules are rules no matter how tough they are. I'm thinking once he goes to court the amount may be adjusted or someone will start up a Go-Fund-Me. I wouldn't help him at all because I would have listened the first time. But that's me.
                                         
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                                          Good Fred, Hope it doesn't happen again. Nobody needs to go through that more than once.
                                           
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                                            Rules are rules and ya got to pay the pipper when you break them.
                                            How's the kids doing Mark, your son doing any hunting?
                                             
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                                              The kids are great and thanks for asking. Right now the only hunting my son is doing is hunting for the road on the way to work. Gets crazy up there with whiteouts etc. He calls us almost every day on the way home from work and he's always seeing lots of wild turkeys running around but out of season of course plus he wouldn't have his shotgun in the truck anyway. He has also commented on how many Bald Eagles he sees there especially around the nuclear plant. The water coming out of the plant into the lake is warm and it attracts a lot of fish so it's a buffet for the eagles.
                                               
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