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  1. Fred Scigliano

    Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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    Damn CF looks like your coming down with the flu, so best not to go to work and spread it with others. :D
     
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        2 cups is even better
         
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          You're doing fine Biff. Keep up the good work.
           
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          • Mark Wainwright

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            Funny how these sick spells just come upon you isn't it. What's he going to do fire you? Happy cough coughing.
             
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              Morning guys. Another bright sunny day today. Have an appointment with the heart specialist at 11 (just a maintenance thing) and then cut the grass as we're going away Friday for the weekend up to our son's place.
              I get to do the yearly maintenance thing on all his motorized equipment. I'll be working with my 14 yr old grandson and showing him how to do it. Looking forward to spending the day with him showing him how.
              My son is going camping is why we're going there.
              Have a great day guys.
               
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              • Biff

                Biff Cheep not easy

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                Get your second covid shot !
                 
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                  Biff Cheep not easy

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                  Morning men happy Thursday ! 47AFF415-1F99-4F2A-B7EA-A07028F7F3F7.jpeg
                   
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                    Biff Cheep not easy

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                    • Mark Wainwright

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                      Well got on the treadmill and everything looks good for another 50,000 miles. Dr said my heart is in great shape but still going to do some more tests with the dye shooting into the veins etc. Wearing a Halter Monitor at the moment for 48 hrs
                      We're celebrating Truth and Reconciliation Day today for all the Indigenous kids that were taken from their families and put into schools and treated very badly especially if they were caught speaking their language. They were half starved to death and many died from disease. This is mostly the Catholic Church that caused all this from what I believe. Vicious nuns and priests. Some of them have been charged but other have died unfortunately.
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                      • diymirage

                        diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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                        One of my wife's friends had one of those annoying ankle biter lap rats (anything below the knee isn't a dog, it's a rat)

                        This little yapper would get all excited and start jumping
                        As annoying as he was, he did have an impressive vertical leap, and with a little bit of practice, I could slide the trashcan under him when he jumped


                        Good times
                         
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                        I know a guy that worked at energy plant and did mechanic work part time. He called in sick one day and boss ran into him at parts store. He was fired and now full time mechanic. Maybe to his benefit, but it does happen.
                         
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                          The place I work for is a public entity. They just promoted a guy I work with as a mechanic with 7 years of experience that he learned working with me. I have over 38 years experience. I stopped diagnosis and have become a glorified lube tech. He does not know much and has already spent our annual budget in 1 month at Cummins. They will not fire me as we are already 2 techs short and have been for a year now.
                           
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                          • Mark Wainwright

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                            Keep your wealth of knowledge to yourself CF. He'll soon hang himself.
                             
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                              Morning fellas and once again Happy Friday. I know it is because I checked my pill dispenser. Hope everyone has had a good week and a great weekend ahead.
                              Enjoy.
                               
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                              • Biff

                                Biff Cheep not easy

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                                Yes it’s a hard pill to swallow alright it’s the loudest guys that puffs there chest a pretend to know what’s going on get the manager jobs ,meanwhile the quiet guys with all the knowledge keep the place running . Hope your feeling better …….:)
                                 
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                                • Fred Scigliano

                                  Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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                                  IMG_20211001_140037732.jpg Cousin is here with his wife visiting from Washington and found this in Arizona in the desert and gave it to me. 1.5 pound asteroid they found while rock hunting.
                                  Having a great time visiting and giving each other a bad time. Life is good....
                                   
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                                    • 3406pk

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                                      You'll have to put those cameras up to catch the aliens coming to get that space rock.
                                       
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                                      • chryslerfat

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                                        The aliens from the south or from space? lol
                                         
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                                        • Fred Scigliano

                                          Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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                                          LOL for sure Gary.
                                           
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                                          How heavy is that piece of asteroid?
                                           
                                        • Fred Scigliano

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                                          Not sure Gary about 1.5 pounds. Next time you come over I show you IMG_20211002_211314046.jpg
                                           
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                                          • Bodyperson

                                            Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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                                            That thing is probably worth 500 bucks
                                             
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                                              Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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                                              Is it magnetic Fred?
                                               
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