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  1. Ahoey

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    Here we go with the lame dad jokes again, Love it :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    • Fred Scigliano

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      Yea damn Mark has been telling Woppers again. LOL
       
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        Snowing since yesterday morning. :mad: :mob::wtf::BangHead:
         
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        • missing linc

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          Snow is all gone here again, was at 52*f today, but of course with that comes the wind, around 45 mph. Cooler tomorrow, only 34*, but could get as warm as 60* later in the week, we need some moisture, dust dry again.
           
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          • diymirage

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            snowed enough out here overnite for me to have to get up early to clean the church parking lots

            wasnt too bad though
             
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              Wind really takes the moisture away fast. 60* is pretty warm for this time of year for your town I would think.
               
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                Always have church at home by myself so never have to worry about cleaning out the parking lot. Do miss the pot lucks though. I just was never one to have a preacher tell me how I should be and no one has to hear me sing hymns so lucky them. lol
                 
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                • Biff

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                  Morning men warm ish here back to seasonal temps nothing going on just a lazy Sunday.
                   
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                    Sorry to hear that but it's winter not that we need reminding.
                     
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                      Staying home and having a visit with the spirits like Crown for instance
                       
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                        • Mark Wainwright

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                          They're the best kind Biff
                           
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                            We had a little snow overnight so after lunch I went out and just hand shoveled the driveway and sidewalks. Man it's cold and windy out there and doing it with one hand makes it worse. Can't use my right arm, too dam painful.
                            Had to put out the garbage and recycling out for tomorrow. Bright and sunny but BRRRRR!!!
                             
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                                Hard to shovel with one arm. Sorry
                                 
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                                      Stopped here yesterday afternoon cleared out stars twinkling dropped to -34 by morning then gradually climbed to a balmy-18 an then started snowing again. The life of a frozen neck northerner LOL
                                       
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                                        Well on the bright side we don't need to wet a beer mug and stick it in the freezer and wait for it to frost up. Just wet it walk out side for ten seconds and it's ready to pour a beer in.
                                         
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                                          Ya but the beer will freeze in the glass and your lips will freeze to the glass. LOL.
                                           
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                                              Yea but if you drink fast enough the only problem will be an empty frozen mug on your lip.
                                              Better than loosing a good beer. lol
                                               
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                                                at the beginning of the scamdemic our communist in charge made an unconstitional mandate making all indoor eating verboten

                                                one of the local mexican joints decided to put tents up over their patio and install propane heaters

                                                we sat out there in 10 inches of snow at 20 degrees farenheit having dinner since it was about the only place left open
                                                 
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                                                  Sad lots of restaurants closed up and lost so much so good to hear some had some ideas.
                                                   
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                                                    what really ruffled my feathers is that the only truly nice restaurant that we had in town was forced to permanently close due to our goverments overreach

                                                    not only did it have great food (their Bavarian Salmon was delicious and it was the only place i know off in a 3 hour radius that serves Wiener Schnitzel) it also was the only place in town that did not feel like you were eating at a bar
                                                     
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