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  1. Bodyperson

    Bodyperson Pedal to the metal

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    I have to think you are a good cook Fred. I mean it ain’t like you made it this long on your looks. :poke:
     
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    • diymirage

      diymirage HP@idle > hondaHP@redline

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      That means you got 3 more tries to get it right

      I bet it makes a mean potroast
       
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      Fred Scigliano Off center a bit FABO Gold Member

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      :rofl:I'm still alive anyway.
       
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      • Fred Scigliano

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        Not gonna even try after 3 times I think. lol
         
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        • Bodyperson

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          Make jerkey
           
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          • Fred Scigliano

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            Good idea.
             
          • Biff

            Biff Cheep not easy

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            Marinade it in the fridge for a couple days.
             
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            • diymirage

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              Just don't make horse jerkey

              I love horse, and I love jerkey but horse jerkey is no good
               
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                Biff Cheep not easy

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                Eewww
                 
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                • Mark Wainwright

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                  Just like a chili fart right Fred?
                   
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                    Did you ever get your fields cleaned up CF?
                    Hope you had a good yield.
                     
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                    • Mark Wainwright

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                      Learn how to beat your meat better Fred
                       
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                        Maybe both Fred.
                         
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                          Me neither and my dad was a butcher
                           
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                            Morning guys and hope everyone has a good Sunday.
                            Had a dusting of snow overnight and some more coming later but not a lot.
                            Last Sunday I put a big clear bag of shredded paper out for pickup. It is still there because the plow came along and buried it. I may try and find it today for tomorrow's pickup. This snow isn't disappearing very fast.
                            Another storm coming in tomorrow but warmer thank goodness.
                             
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                              I have Italian tires on my car. Dago though snow, daygo through mud and rain but when they go flat daygo WOP WOP WOP
                               
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                              • Mark Wainwright

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                                I knew you weren't Irish with a last name like that lol
                                 
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                                  I finished a couple weeks ago thankfully it froze hard enough I could do it. The yield was short of normal this year due to flooding after planting then drought during germination. I run old equipment that is paid off so it wont send me in the poor house on a bad year.
                                   
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                                    Thanks Fred it is now snowing and at this time we have almost 2 inches.
                                     
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                                      And a lot of it is about shootings or hostage taking or riots. Unfortunately we are catching up slowly. A 13 yr old boy shot and killed a 15 yr old in Toronto two days ago. There were two guns at the scene so where the hell did they get those?
                                       
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                                        Could you make more money renting your land? At least there wouldn't be all that work and guaranteed cash in hand.
                                         
                                      • chryslerfat

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                                        I rent everything that I farm. I only have the original house with buildings on 4 acres that was here before they split the farm. Around me if it is not an original family farm it is split with houses because the kids only see money when the elders die and they split the farm for xtra money. I am saving what I can to hopefully buy some land and stop paying rent.
                                         
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                                        • Fred Scigliano

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                                          OOPs I guess I should have kept my mouth shut. lol
                                           
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                                            No biggie I figure the few guys that were lucky enough to plant wheat need some snow cover.
                                             
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                                            • Fred Scigliano

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                                              Sure hope you have a better year.
                                               
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