Look what I found in my house! Yikes!!!

[Coyote Jack]

I found this on top of the cloths drier this morning. I near had a heart attack. Everybody was still asleep when I found it, but not for long. I bellowed, "What is this piece of crap doing in my house". I knew they were awake now, but to scared to come out of thier rooms. After doing a little investigative work, I tracked it down to belonging to my grand-daughter. There is definitly going to be some higher education going on in this household, pronto.




Jack

 

[rumblefish360]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY EYES, MY EYES, THE BURN, IT'S LIKE ACID!!!!!!!

:wack:

 

[dartcuda]

Now that would be a rude awaking. But I do have to be careful around here of what I say about GM as my g/f works for GMAC in a call center.

 

[Sparky]

Jack, I suggest one week without the cell phone, I pod, Blackberry, Lap top.DVD,CD,Mini disk,Telivision,Flat Screen, computer, you tube,satelite radio.
That will learn her.

 

[fishy68]

Jack, I suggest one week without the cell phone, I pod, Blackberry, Lap top.DVD,CD,Mini disk,Telivision,Flat Screen, computer, you tube,satelite radio.
That will learn her.

When I was young I got a severe beating for doing wrong. Now days you can't beat them (well you can if you don't get caught) this is what works.

Jack does she have a boyfriend that might have lead her astray? If so I'd get the shotgun out and run him off real fast!!!

 

[briankaplan]

get her in rehab as soon as possible.
Keep telling her; MOPAR,MOPAR;MOPAR!!

 

[ProStreetDuster]

What was it??? I'm not seeing any picture...

 

[fstfish66]

im with the taking away every thing,, but make it for life,,,,,only lite weights
wear bow ties,,,,,

MOPAR,,,OR ...NO ...CAR.... WHAT PART DONT THEY GET,,,,,

 

[limelite70]

trader, admit it .your a chebby fan.

 

[340 Dart]

At least you have a grandaughter that will wear hats. That is a start.

Offer to trade her 3 new hats for the old one. New ones must say something about Mopar, and then you get to properly dispose of "your" new chevy hat with a 12 Ga.

 

[demon seed]

Jesus Jack I really feel sorry for you and can only suggest that you get her to a head shrinker as soon as possible. Failing that I've heard hypnosis works in situations like this. Repeat after me Bowtie blah, bowtie blah over and over till you feel a sudden chill leave the room and the house. Can you speak Latin?

terry :twisted:

 

[Coyote Jack]

She is getting quite a kick out of this. She is scared to death that she is going to get punished in some way. I have a plan and I will let you all in on it soon. I won't even have to learn Latin. LOL


Jack

 

[onehellofadart]

At least you caught her at an early age.

 

[340mopar]

Yikes!


dartcuda, last I heard GM sold their share of GMAC to generate revenue, so you can say what you want now.


Chuck

 

[custom100]

jack there is hope i know this personaly. at one time i was a bow tie man yes yes it is true but i did find my way through the help of some close friends. they helped me to see the error in my ways and beliefs, so with out there help and close supervition of i can now say that on the seventh day god did truely created the hemi, there is mopar or no car, and dodge does stands for Do Or Die Garage Expiriments.

so with yours and your friends help i know that you granddaughter is in good hands. :thumbup:

 

[Wilnutt]

buwahahaha

 

[gts340]

Oh My GOD. I'd hurry to walmart and get her a HEMI hat.

 

[fstfish66]

or a hat that says real girls drive mopars,,,

 

[JR]

I wonder if Maury Povich has a bootcamp show for chevy lovers?

 

[GoodysGotaCuda]

someone would be getting no dinner for a week! lol, BURN IT!!!

 

[entropy]

Jack, it could be worse... my daughter is a....a.....a.......Jeff Gordon fan!
There! I said it out loud! Oh the shame of it all.

 

[memike]

These children are easily influenced so don't be to hard on her.
just have here watch some good mopar history videos!
Then give her the shot gun and walk out back and let her
shred it with some buck shot. Nip it in the bud!! Nip it.

 

[fstfish66]

jeff gordon fan,,,,,,well it could be worse,,, she could like a guy driving a toyota,,,,,but now that i think about it,,chev,, toy,, about the same,,junk,,