Mercury Cougar $FS$

[Bad Shrimp]

Not a mopar......not a joke,,,,,,but funny still.

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/3012472159.html

car description includes phrases such as "This FOMOCO-**** " and "rear-wheel drive hellcat from Planet Kickass".....i'm almost cry'ing right now

 

[1970Duster]

Interesting way to try and sell a car, to say the least.

 

[ef8340]

I like listening to Simon and Garfunkel and thinking about puppies ,lol that little side shot of the car i could almost see a resemblance to Tom Selleck

 

[plumcrazy704406]

must be my warped sense of humour.

PRICELESS!
:cheers:

 

[OneOfMany]

That was an entertaining read.. even got me looking at the pictures, so it worked!

Grant

 

[RustyRatRod]

That is funny. Especially considering how freekin short the rods are in a 302. No way no how. LOL

 

[74dart]

Lol and of course he lives close to me buahahaha

Good way to sell it.

 

[goldfish65]

Brings back teenage memories, I had a '68 302 4 barrel, duals, I felt like a bad-*** driving it. It sounded great and it got away from me a couple times...I could have been killed in the car now that I think about it. The hidden headlight doors went 'slam-slam' when you turned off the headlights, not very stealthy coming home late at night...I can relate to the author's description.

 

[bigtooth]

I"ve seen this same add before, but it was for a Honda XR600r I think, and instead of:

"That's liable to earn you a left hook ear punch with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. "
it was
"That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab."

Still entertaining though

 

[Bulldozer]

i once owned a 68 cougar XR7 with a 302 automatic, and quite frankly, my 318 would spank it. dude should be a writer though, entertaining...

 

[cannucky]

post is gone anybody save a copy?

 

[Bad Shrimp]

I wish I coppied it, but I didnt. I didnt think about coppying it till the day after, by then it was gone. I should start writing my tie-ins at work like that dude.


edit........i just looked for it again,,,,it must have sold.