Rodeo sex is when you mount your wife doggy style, grab a hand full of hair and then teller this is how your sister likes it!
Might offend some!
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DustyDuster
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I’m Irish, and offended by all this. I will be going out, getting drunk, and starting a fight.
1WildRT
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Define "Relative Humidity"
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....
As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
When the sweat off your balls runs down your sister ***.....
As told to me by a guy I don't doubt was sleeping with his sister...
diymirage
HP@idle > hondaHP@redline
is that the same guy who loves halloween because he got to pump kin ?
Mark Wainwright
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Then see if you can hang on for 8 seconds
Mark Wainwright
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Then there's hallway sex. The couples aren't getting along and as they pass in the hallway he says F^&k you and she turns and says F^&k you too
Good one. Heard that one, one of my co-workers telling the joke to the Harley riding boss, the answer was slightly modified.
“Dirtbag on the outside.”
Even the Harley riding boss laughed.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
Or to be a bit ''cleaner'':
Relative humidity is when you ask your brother to lend you $200 and he says ''Piss on you.''
Lmmfao!!!
grampyjay
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What do the Japanese do when they have an erection?
They vote just like we do!
They vote just like we do!
kb67mopar
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What do you call 10 blonds in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes
What's the best way to drown a blond?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Frosted Flakes
What's the best way to drown a blond?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Dartnut
Don't hate me because i'm beautiful
What's an abortion in Czechoslovakia called?
A cancelled Czech.
A cancelled Czech.
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