A man walks into a ber with his black Labrador retriever and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!"
"This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh man, I'm sorry. Here, the first one's on me."
The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. A few minutes later, another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua and asks for a dirnk. The bartender says, "Look, you can't bring that dog in here!"
"This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Try again, pal. I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog."
"What?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
"This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Oh man, I'm sorry. Here, the first one's on me."
The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. A few minutes later, another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua and asks for a dirnk. The bartender says, "Look, you can't bring that dog in here!"
"This is my seeing-eye dog."
"Try again, pal. I've never heard of a Chihuahua seeing-eye dog."
"What?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"
