Stop in for a cup of coffee

[ScampMike]

I was thinking - need something stronger.. reach for a quicker picker upper...

SNIFF, Oh crap!:glasses7::glasses7::glasses7:

 

[krazykuda]

Jeffery Dahmer institute of Automotive

Jeffrey Dahmer, eat your heart out... #-o

 

[krazykuda]

Hey Mitch! Don't even try to catch up unless you dare!

The thread is moving too fast today, I can't keep up and I've been here from the start... :violent1:

 

[MOPARMITCH]

This the tenant thing?

Yup, Should be done with it today.

 

[memike]

If it's Brown..........It's Down.....As us Hunters say

Doe or 5 point Buck !! I see one !! fur will hit the ground eh

 

[Princess Valiant]

Jeffrey Dahmer, eat your heart out... #-o

yea, we joke, but that was some sick stuff!!!

my mom made it a point to tell me about that so I don't be talking to strangers and stuff.

After school special LOL

So if someone is breathing heavy and is saying "come here little girl" then I know to run!!!! LOL

 

[krazykuda]

Good morning group. I'll be back sometime tomorrow. I have to check through a few pages of bbrroowwnn ads! LOL

Brown, that fits in with today's coffee theme from a few pages ago... (in the crapper...)

So today's color is brown and today's number can be 72...

(for the Demon that Rani is going to fetch at lunch - since she didn't post a year, I'm just guessing....)

 

[krazykuda]

morning Mitch - stay low - the poop is flying in here this morning..

Poop flying, are we at a political convention??? <Duck!> :violent1:

 

[Princess Valiant]

Brown, that fits in with today's coffee theme from a few pages ago... (in the crapper...)

So today's color is brown and today's number can be 72...

(for the Demon that Rani is going to fetch at lunch - since she didn't post a year, I'm just guessing....)

HA!!! 50/50 chance and blew it ....J/K

its a 71 ......or should I say .....was

 

[toolmanmike]

Dam, I've been here for a while and was caught up, now I'm a page behind trying to keep up.... #-o

I'm with you Karl. The poop keeps filling in in front of me!

 

[halifaxhops]

Ok maybe Ben does not need a roadie!

 

[halifaxhops]

I am reminiscing about grade school and poop jokes!

 

[krazykuda]

morning M1 - Brown, what can UPS doo for you...

What can brown do for me? ... make me look like a jackass in the Home Depot... ottytra:

- Larry the Cable Guy

 

[ScampMike]

doh

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Ok maybe Ben does not need a roadie!

Now that's funny! And i dont even have a van...with a roll of duct tape and a tear stained matress in the back..

 

[krazykuda]

Don't you hate when you have to lift off the seat to finish one off! Now that's funny!

I don't do the "lift"... ale:

I flush and start over again.... ottytra:

 

[MOPARMITCH]

Want some candy,little girl ??

 

[krazykuda]

it's that paper work that'll slow ya down..

My dad used to have one of those old one page jokes that showed Snoopy on the toilet with a caption: "No job is complete until the paper work is done..." ottytra:

 

[halifaxhops]

OK last one and it is true! When my son was potty training we went to the local hardware store and he told me he had to go. I was in the plumbing section looking for a fitting so I told him in a minute. Found the fitting and said lets go and ne said he did not have to any more. I asked why and he said he went and pointed to the display toilet. Left pretty fast! I could not even get angry with him!

 

[toolmanmike]

"Those who write on sh** house walls, roll their sh** in little balls.
Those who read these lines of wit, eat those little balls of sh**"

 

[ScampMike]

we're on the edge of TMI here...

I don't do the "lift"... ale:

I flush and start over again.... ottytra:

 

[halifaxhops]

I don't do the "lift"... ale:

I flush and start over again.... ottytra:

Doesn't that hurt when the corn bumps move to fast?

 

[MOPARMITCH]

So....How's the Weather ??

 

[krazykuda]

Whats the first thing you do when the tp breaks?

I hate when the paper breaks and a finger pokes through.... :banghead:

So I'm gonna go with - Wash your hands.... :toothy1:

 

[ScampMike]

oh yea!!? "here I sit on the pooper, giving birth to a Mass. State Trooper"...

"Those who write on sh** house walls, roll their sh** in little balls.
Those who read these lines of wit, eat those little balls of sh**"