Heck Pete. I have my phone remind me... You're not the lone ranger
Lone Ranger decides to stop and make camp. As Tanto works on camp, Lone Ranger walks off to take a piss.
As he’s mid stream, a rattle snake strikes his *****.
He runs back to camp and calls Tanto. “Tanto, you’ll need to ride back into town and ask the doctor how to treat a snake bite”
Tanto mounts his horse and rides like the wind back into town. He finds the doctor and explains the situation.
“Lone Ranger bit by snake. What Tanto do?”
“Listen carefully” says the doctor, “you’ll need to suck the venom out fast. Usually a pump would work but due to where he is, you’ll need to use your mouth. Directly where the snake bit.”
Tanto rides slowly back to Lone Ranger.
“What did the doctor say Tanto?!”
“Doctor says you’re going to die”