Stop in for a cup of coffee

[GeorgeH]

interesting perspective.. ya goofball

x's 2 lol

 

[toolmanmike]

Look in the mirror in the morning and tell your wife that you can't wait for tomorrow. When she asks why tell her "I get better lookin' every day" LOL

 

[krazykuda]

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is...

It is always at "room temperature"....

 

[krazykuda]

Look in the mirror in the morning and tell your wife that you can't wait for tomorrow. When she asks why tell her "I get better lookin' every day" LOL

"I have a date with my GF...."

 

[ScampMike]

"I have a date with my GF...."

***..

 

[toolmanmike]

Your wife or your girlfriend. Doesn't matter. lol

 

[GeorgeH]

"I have a date with my GF...."

Rosey Palm don't count lol

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Look in the mirror in the morning and tell your wife that you can't wait for tomorrow. When she asks why tell her "I get better lookin' every day" LOL

That would actually involve talking to her.. i really dont see that happening!

 

[toolmanmike]

Rosey Palm don't count lol

Good one George!

 

[krazykuda]

One of the guys at work has a wife named Lana. I said "What's that backwards?" He didnt find the humor..

Was his name "Bob"...

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, swimming in a pool???

Bob...

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[krazykuda]

Your wife or your girlfriend. Doesn't matter. lol

What's the difference between a wife and a GF???

About 45 pounds....

 

[Ben Drinkin]

What's the difference between a wife and a GF???

About 45 pounds....

What's the difference in a husband and a BF?

About 45 minutes...

 

[krazykuda]

Rosey Palm don't count lol

She can count to five....

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Was his name "Bob"...

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs, swimming in a pool???

Bob...

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What do you call 2 gay guys named Bob?

Oral Roberts

 

[toolmanmike]

You're on a roll. Speaking of rolls, Continental breakfast: a roll in bed with a little honey!

 

[toolmanmike]

Dang, I can't "like" these fast enough.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

You're on a roll. Speaking of rolls, Continental breakfast: a roll in bed with a little honey!

Great description of a morner...

 

[ScampMike]

Rosey Palm don't count lol

 

[toolmanmike]

Not a nice Bob= Bob with 2 o's

 

[krazykuda]

Great description of a morner...

Or nooner....

 

[toolmanmike]

Or nooner....

only sooner!

 

[krazykuda]

only sooner!

Not if you drive a 'tuner'....

 

[ScampMike]

Not if you drive a 'tuner'....

when is it if you're a tweener?

 

[krazykuda]

when is it if you're a tweener?

A tweener only has a wiener...

You need at least 4" to be a d!ck.....

 

[ScampMike]

a man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12" - - - are you still a man?