ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
THAT stopped 'em...
THAT stopped 'em...lolTHAT stopped 'em...
I've never felt more like 67% of man before...a man is a king, a king is a ruler, a ruler is 12" - - - are you still a man?
so if you're at 8" - does that make you a double d!ck?A tweener only has a wiener...
You need at least 4" to be a d!ck.....
So I'm told...or twice the d!ck..?
well played..I've never felt more like 67% of man before...
over 20 minutes!! hehehehehe
heard me fart huh?I was called a tightass today at work. I wasn't sure whether to say thank you or how do you know...
Good answer....heard me fart huh?
Minus the beer , that sounds like a freaking awesome dinnerLil woman made some homemade chicken nuggets and mac and cheese for dinner.. along with gravy and honey mustard dipping sauce. That and a few cold beers went down well...
you ain't the only 2x d!ck around hereGood answer....
Would have been ok with a Mt. Dew as well.. (with a shot of bourbon)..Minus the beer , that sounds like a freaking awesome dinner
need a few more beers..Now i get to wait for it to cool off a little (below 95 at least) before i mow the lawn..
You do have a permanent membership to the club yourself!you ain't the only 2x d!ck around here(yea.. not exactly a news flash)
Minus the dinner, I'll bet those beers would have still been awesome. LOLMinus the beer , that sounds like a freaking awesome dinner
Only had 8 in fridge when i got home. Down to 4 now. I may need a 12er to get the grass cut..need a few more beers..
ruhtroh - sounds like you didn't plan this one out too wellOnly had 8 in fridge when i got home. Down to 4 now. I may need a 12er to get the grass cut..
Groovy answer! They're ice cold. They're yellow. They're in a frosted mug.. not a bad start to a Friday evening..Minus the dinner, I'll bet those beers would have still been awesome. LOL
<~~takes a bow - thank youYou do have a permanent membership to the club yourself!
Without peaking I can safely say you are one of the biggest dicks here.LOLyou ain't the only 2x d!ck around here(yea.. not exactly a news flash)
A 0.6 mile scooter ride to the beer store.. all will be well...ruhtroh - sounds like you didn't plan this one out too well