ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
near 30min and no follow up... ruht roh...
Stop in for a cup of coffee
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She didn't want xmas presents this year but I got her a couple anyway. Now I'm in trouble lol
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
Offer to return them and see how much she doesn't want them.
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
such a bad man you are - what were you thinking!?
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
27-0 at the half - damn the Jets do suck.. 
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Guess you shoulda gotten her a cross ram intake and a couple of carbs. That way you could just say "No problem dear, I'll just keep them for myself".
GeorgeH
Well-Known Member
She caught you with pics of Ben?
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
Pats puttin' a smash on the Jets! 34-0
Easy to do when you steal the other teams play sheets
It's an act ..she loves them.
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
that and paying off the refs...
Sounds like TN QB broke his ankle, not good
Poop on the carpet again when she would not let you out (to the shop)
ScampMike
Despicable Damn Yankee
Matt Cassel is a good backup QB though
Ouch, you all see that female ref just get blasted, she's out cold
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I like yogurt pants!
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
I see Tike has been out testing the sleigh for weight and balance...
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
What kind of propulsion does that thing have? I don't see no flying 4 leggers hooked to it...
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Quantum Christmas cheer inverter...the reindeer are just for flying!
zkx14
Duster De-ruster
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Ah! ye olde quantum inverter.... should have guessed! I was thinking maybe he had to stop at a lot of Taco Bells along the way!...
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Nice!
Alaskan_TA
Well-Known Member
His neighbor shot all his deer.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Nah, that's just how he heats the Santa Suit!
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
LOL!
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