Stop in for a cup of coffee

[krazykuda]

My friend works at a tampon factory that is looking for some help..

He's going to talk to his boss to see if they can pull a few strings and get me in...

 

[Mopar Tim]

My friend works at a tampon factory that is looking for some help..

He's going to talk to his boss to see if they can pull a few strings and get me in...

You guys are killing me!!..........!NOT!!!!!

 

[Ddaddy]

When you have free race tickets and can't give them away

Did you post them on FABO?

 

[GeorgeH]

Coffee club comedy hour lol

 

[Ddaddy]

A neighbor works for a funeral home. He says business is booming...people are dying to get their services.

 

[Mopar Tim]

Coffee club comedy hour lol

O Comedy, that's what this is?

 

[GeorgeH]

O Comedy, that's what this is?

More alcohol, more funny.

 

[Ddaddy]

I know a guy who works for a prosthetics company. They had a productivity contest this month and he won. He got a leg up over the competition.

 

[Ddaddy]

O Comedy, that's what this is?

Not comedy...but very punny.

 

[GeorgeH]

I know a guy who works for a prosthetics company. They had a productivity contest this month and he won. He got a leg up over the competition.

Somebody must have give him a hand!

 

[Ddaddy]

A girl I know works at a beauty salon. She says her customers come in to curl-up and dye.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

a bomb went off in a kitchen in France.

Resulted in Linoleum Blownapart..

 

[Ddaddy]

I read in the news about a guy who smoked while pumping gas...made an ash of himself.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

a butcher backed into his grinder.

Got a little behind in his work.

 

[Ddaddy]

Did you hear about the 2 sisters working at the tailor shop being fired? Seems they wouldn't stop needling each other...

 

[goldfish65]

A girl I know works at a beauty salon. She says her customers come in to curl-up and dye.

That one reminds me of Phyllis Diller.

 

[Ben Drinkin]

A woman tried to trade in her menstrual cycle for a Yamaha..

 

[Ben Drinkin]

If people from Kansas are Kansans, and people from Texas are Texans... What are people from Tampa?

 

[Ddaddy]

My sister had serious complications during cosmetic surgery on her buttocks. They gave her nitrous oxide for the operation and she nearly laughed her *** off.

 

[Ddaddy]

This one speaks for itself...

 

[toolmanmike]

A neighbor works for a funeral home. He says business is booming...people are dying to get their services.

You know why they put fences around cemeteries?

People are just dying to get in!

 

[toolmanmike]

My friend works at a tampon factory that is looking for some help..

He's going to talk to his boss to see if they can pull a few strings and get me in...

Just posted this one on Facebook. A lady friend of mine responded with "Really? An inside job?

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[Ddaddy]

Just posted this one on Facebook. A lady friend of mine responded with "Really? An inside job?View attachment 1715070232"

LOL!!

 

[dukeboy440]

Did you post them on FABO?

Not yet.

 

[dukeboy440]

68 std bore 440. Rust is not very deep at all, pretty sure this is salvageable