Stop in for a cup of coffee
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There was this Jewish Indian named Tonto Goldstein that went into a Gay bar.....
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I'd hit that!
BEN!!!!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Did he use his tomahawk to split a nickle in half?
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Sup sir Tikey?
Everybody has been missing you.
I don't know. Wolfie started a joke and never finished it...just trying to prime it
@halifaxhops
A young man is sitting on a plane waiting for the other passengers to board.
He takes out a book he brought to kill time and starts reading.
A few minutes pass and he hears a voice from heaven. Excuse me I have the window seat. Can you let me thru.
He glances up and gazes upon a women who's face and figure match her heavenly voice.
She brushes past him in the close quarters furthering his arousal..
After she seats herself. She notice the book he is reading is on native American history.
So she tells him she is going home to write a paper after a 3 year world tour
About the males of different countries and sexuality..
And one of the things she discovered that Asian males in general are not well endowed. And dispels the myth about African males.
She goes on to explain that with great regularity though that Jewish men
Are the most endowed and American Indians have the most stamina when it comes to sex.
She then realizes how much she has dominated the conversation and that she never introduced herself.
So she apologies and say by the way my name is Sasha. McGuire.
And your name is?
He hesitates for a moment and says Tonto, Tonto.. Goldstien.
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I was out hunting. Busy catching up when I got back. Just had enough time to backread before getting back at it.
Got a reverse shackle kit for the Scout. Gonna keep me busy for a few hours.
No, but the story goes he used it to perform circumcisions.
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
Not me...I wasn't even aiming at him.
And he used the forskins to make wallets.
And if you rubbed the wallets enough you would end up with a suitcase.
I aim to please.
Princess Valiant
A.K.A. Rainy Day Auto
Took me a minute to realize that when you say Indian, you are talking about the American feather Indian
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
If the American Indians are made out of feathers, what are you made out of?
Princess Valiant
A.K.A. Rainy Day Auto
Dots
Princess Valiant
A.K.A. Rainy Day Auto
Around my area people say Indian.....feathers or dots
Ddaddy
Just doing what I do
That would make you pixelated.
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Dots? I like Dots!
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
Hey! watch that stuff! Rainy's my friend! And she has never been pixelated.
Princess Valiant
A.K.A. Rainy Day Auto
I need a Dew
Been a long time off the stuff and my love is boring now.
Been a long time off the stuff and my love is boring now.
Ben Drinkin
Hey bartender!
I find loving more interesting with a little Dew also..
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