Tiger???

[SCredneck]

A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ***. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?"
"I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"

 

[68383GTS]

Wow now thats funny

 

[krazykuda]

This avid golfer got in a fight with his wife and beat her with one of his clubs. As she was being taken away to the hospital, the police asked him, "how many times did you hit her, eight, nine, ten???

The golfer looked at the cop and replied, "Put me down for a six..."