Tractor Supply Is Selling Cocks.

[Ahoey]

Well this sucks!
We don't have a Tractor Supply here.
I sure would like to get my hands on one of those big cocks.

To much information

 

[jeff alder]

There's a really big **** in my hometown. I heard big cocks were trending.

 

[Racer of Iron]

And you too, my friend. I would have called you by now, but I've been through two smart phones and lost some numbers and of course yours was one.

Its All Good, My Brother! I.know how them phones are! I been through about 6 since then! I'll officially check in after a few days. but Personally, ive been Missing Y'all Bad!

 

[Racer of Iron]

Good to see you back!

Glad to see/ hear from Y'all! Been Prayin' there's been no bad news!

 

[retroron]

There's a really big **** in my hometown. I heard big cocks were trending.
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Just look for my ex, she'll be on the lookout for big cocks.

 

[MobileCustoms]

we've got a couple of the giant cocks and some smaller cocks as well. I took them and clear coated them with lots of gold pearl added for shinola and durability. Nobody wants their giant **** to deteriorate prematurely...

 

[Dartnut]

we've got a couple of the giant cocks and some smaller cocks as well. I took them and clear coated them with lots of gold pearl added for shinola and durability. Nobody wants their giant **** to deteriorate prematurely...

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That big **** sure looks good after you shined it up.

 

[Ahoey]

That big **** sure looks good after you shined it up.

Yup polish’er up. If the women don’t find you handsome, they find you handy

 

[MDchanic]

Nobody wants their giant **** to deteriorate prematurely...

Prematurely...??

How 'bout "At all"?

– Eric

 

[RustyRatRod]

we've got a couple of the giant cocks and some smaller cocks as well. I took them and clear coated them with lots of gold pearl added for shinola and durability. Nobody wants their giant **** to deteriorate prematurely...

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You got some nice lookin cocks there!

 

[mopowers]

People actually buy those things??!

 

[One Bullet Barney]

I was robbed. Mines just a little petcock

 

[MDchanic]

I was robbed. Mines just a little petcock

That's okay. It doesn't really matter how big it is.

– Eric

 

[One Bullet Barney]

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[Dartsun]

we've got a couple of the giant cocks and some smaller cocks as well. I took them and clear coated them with lots of gold pearl added for shinola and durability. Nobody wants their giant **** to deteriorate prematurely...

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Those harbor freight guns are pretty sweet at 20$

 

[Mattax]

I was robbed. Mines just a little petcock

But a petcock can be turned on!
or off!

 

[harrisonm]

Well this sucks!
We don't have a Tractor Supply here.
I sure would like to get my hands on one of those big cocks.

That's what the girl at the picnic said.

 

[retroron]

That's what the girl at the picnic said.

So did my ex

 

[Demonx2]

My neighbor's yard...WHY?????

 

[Ahoey]

My neighbor's yard...WHY?????
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And then cut grass around that crap

 

[kiwigtx]

All you guys living under the guardianship of a HOA better be careful.

I don't know if the management would approve of a big **** on your front lawn.....or dick deck.....

 

[harrisonm]

My neighbor's yard...WHY?????
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That's why they make more than one flavor of ice cream.

 

[Yunick13]

That's why they make more than one flavor of ice cream.

They're putting dollar store sprinkles on premium ice cream.

 

[Demonx2]

That's why they make more than one flavor of ice cream.

Apparently!

 

[Rug_Trucker]

@JDMopar happy birthday Jackie!!