Unanswered Questions

[Mark Wainwright]

I am 73 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street...

Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.....

Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...

Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...

Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??.

Happy New Year

 

[Treblig]

I am 73 years old and I have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I still haven't found out who let the Dogs Out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street...

Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.....

Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator...

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons...

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to...

Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune...

Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs??.

Happy New Year

Thank You.............................I think??? LOL

 

[banzaibullitt]

You just blew my mind!

 

[RedFish]

When My junior was a toddler in a car seat in my Chevy Luv pickup... At some point I would sing, "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Streeeeeet?"
He would say, "Take a right.' Did I teach him that? Dunno. Gosh that was a lot of years ago. I'm going to do it again next time that 34-year-old is in the car with me. Thanks for the memory!
And by the way, answers to much deeper questions are said to be held in heaven. We have to really want those answers to get them. Good luck to all.

 

[64conv65hard]

As I recall, the wise owl said it only took 3 licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

 

[No name needed]

I'm still waiting for a good response to
What would you do for a Klondike bar.

 

[Treblig]

I'm still waiting for a good response to
What would you do for a Klondike bar.

I would do any sexual act for a Klondike bar as long as she is of legal age!!!!!!

 

[No name needed]

Did they ever figure out what.

I would do any sexual act for a Klondike bar as long as she is of legal age!!!!!!

I've known some really wild women in my day. I would want way more then a Klondike Bar to relive some of it.

 

[toolmanmike]

Does a chicken eat with his pecker?

 

[Yunick13]

I would do any sexual act for a Klondike bar as long as she is of legal age!!!!!!

Are you going to let Pittsburghracer pick the woman?

 

[Treblig]

Are you going to let Pittsburghracer pick the woman?

No way in hell!!!!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

When My junior was a toddler in a car seat in my Chevy Luv pickup... At some point I would sing, "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Streeeeeet?"
He would say, "Take a right.' Did I teach him that? Dunno. Gosh that was a lot of years ago. I'm going to do it again next time that 34-year-old is in the car with me. Thanks for the memory!
And by the way, answers to much deeper questions are said to be held in heaven. We have to really want those answers to get them. Good luck to all.

That's not only cute but funny as well.

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I would do any sexual act for a Klondike bar as long as she is of legal age!!!!!!

And a She!!

 

[Mark Wainwright]

Does a chicken eat with his pecker?

Apparently so Mike lol

 

[No name needed]

I know the difference between female Spaghetti and male spaghetti.














Meatballs

 

[Oldiron440]

When my one year old grandson came to live with me I would rock him to sleep at nap time. Not remembering any lullabys frome when my kids were little because I read them to sleep, I sang the alphabet song to him. and after a couple of weeks one night out of the blue he sang it to my wife start to finish.
She had no idea i had been singing it to him.....

 

[Kern Dog]

I'm still waiting for a good response to
What would you do for a Klondike bar.

You see all these idiots doing stupid ****.....Why don't they pull two bucks from their wallet instead of making assholes of themselves??

 

[Mark Wainwright]

When my one year old grandson came to live with me I would rock him to sleep at nap time. Not remembering any lullabys frome when my kids were little because I read them to sleep, I sang the alphabet song to him. and after a couple of weeks one night out of the blue he sang it to my wife start to finish.
She had no idea i had been singing it to him.....

Their little minds are like a big sponge and amazing what they pick up. That's when you have to watch your language lol

 

[diymirage]

Their little minds are like a big sponge and amazing what they pick up. That's when you have to watch your language lol

no kidding
i used to work with a guy who had a grandson and the little kid (i guess he was around 2) his favorite word was bugga bugga

he thought it was the cutest thing, until one day they were watching a movie and they heard bruce willis say "yippie ki jay bugga bugga" and the little boy ran through the house hollering it

 

[Oldiron440]

Their little minds are like a big sponge and amazing what they pick up. That's when you have to watch your language lol

One night my wife got mad at me saying **** and said you say ****, **** **** all the time.
Well instantly the three year old daughter started saying just as the wife did, for at least a month.
I just asked my wife why she would talk like that...

 

[Ahoey]

One night my wife got mad at me saying **** and said you say ****, **** **** all the time.
Well instantly the three year old daughter started saying just as the wife did, for at least a month.
I just asked my wife why she would talk like that...

Duck here it comes.

 

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