Walmart wedding

[krazykuda]

All dressed up and no place to go.

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They both look pregnant...

 

[krazykuda]

Are you guys sure she's pregnant?

What about him??? He looks pregnant with that belly hanging out...

 

[krazykuda]

All dressed up and no place to go.

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That sister in the pink dress on the right looks pregnant also...

 

[krazykuda]

I told her not to swallow...

 

[krazykuda]

Can the store manager marry them? You know... Kind of like a ship's captain.

He's there to make sure they don't steal nuthin'....

 

[krazykuda]

Should someone tell her what it means when a bride wears white ?

The groom is wearing white, as well. Maybe the offspring is not his, so to him maybe the white gown, if you wanna call it that, applies cuz she's still pure to him.

At least the groom didn't waste any money on renting a tux...

World's cheapest dressed groom... Cut-off jean shorts, tighty whiteys, and flip-flops... Probably spent a whole $30 on the whole outfit....

Couldn't even afford a shirt... (not even a t-shirt)...

He at least could have pulled up his shorts...

 

[krazykuda]

They got the wedding ring out of one of the bubble gum machines...

 

[IfItsGotWheels]

I'd hate to see them kids!