65LoveAffair
Whovian
A guy up late at night sees an advertisement on TV for a 5 day, 10 pound weight loss program, so he calls and orders it. The next day there is a knock at his door. When he opens it, he sees a beautiful 19 year old woman standing there, wearing nothing but Reeboks and a sign around her neck that says "If you catch me, you can have me!" Without a further thought he takes off running after the woman, but he's not able to catch her. Every day for the next four days the same thing happens. At the end of the five days, he weighs himself and is happy to see that he has lost the promised 10 pounds.
Feeling good, he calls the company back and orders their 5 day, 20 pound program. The next day, there is another knock at the door. When he opens it he sees the most stunning woman he has ever seen in his life wearing nothing but Reeboks and the same sign as before. He takes off after her like a shot, but she is in better shape than him and he's not able to catch her. Once again, this happens for the next four days. At the end of the five days, he weighs himself and is again happy to see that he has lost the promised 20 pounds.
In the best shape he's been in for years, he calls the company back and orders the 7 day, 50 pound program. "Are you sure?" they ask. "It's our most rigorous program!" He tells them he's sure, and sits back to wait for the knock on his door. Sure enough, it comes the next day. He eagerly opens the door, and finds a huge, muscular man standing there wearing nothing but pink Reeboks and a sign around his neck that reads "If I catch you, you're mine!" He lost 63 pounds that week.
Feeling good, he calls the company back and orders their 5 day, 20 pound program. The next day, there is another knock at the door. When he opens it he sees the most stunning woman he has ever seen in his life wearing nothing but Reeboks and the same sign as before. He takes off after her like a shot, but she is in better shape than him and he's not able to catch her. Once again, this happens for the next four days. At the end of the five days, he weighs himself and is again happy to see that he has lost the promised 20 pounds.
In the best shape he's been in for years, he calls the company back and orders the 7 day, 50 pound program. "Are you sure?" they ask. "It's our most rigorous program!" He tells them he's sure, and sits back to wait for the knock on his door. Sure enough, it comes the next day. He eagerly opens the door, and finds a huge, muscular man standing there wearing nothing but pink Reeboks and a sign around his neck that reads "If I catch you, you're mine!" He lost 63 pounds that week.
