Stop in for a cup of coffee

[krazykuda]

Had a few of them lately. USPS has been bad and a lot of times they do not update the tracking at all.

Yes, their tracking is usually worthless.

It's not like they don't update for a day or two... Then they update with information in the future....

Like when my package tracking said that it left the sort facility 4 hours in the future...

My multi meter is supposed to be delivered today...

(It arrived at the local facility at 10:35 AM, and they put it on the truck at 10:52 AM according to the tracking...)

I don't know how they did that, since it's 4 hours from now.... View attachment 1715617861

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[krazykuda]

I think it is because of flexibility....The thin one is much more flexible than the heavy one....The heavy one being the hitch....LOL

Are we talking about women here???

 

[toolmanmike]

It's not like they don't update for a day or two... Then they update with information in the future....

Like when my package tracking said that it left the sort facility 4 hours in the future...

I have gotten delivery conformations like that.

 

[krazykuda]

If I were to go south, Alabama or the Florida Panhandle for me. But I want to retire AWAY from people, so I'm looking Northern Montana, Maybe the Dakotas.

So you are going to pan handle....

 

[MOPARMITCH]

So you are going to pan handle....

I lived there in the late 60's in Ft Walton Beach, also on Eglin AFB. Don't really remember a whole lot about it tho..

 

[krazykuda]

But sometimes we will get hammered a couple a times....

We get hammered also....

 

[krazykuda]

Screw this! LOL

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[krazykuda]

Yup, She is 36. Sent her away to college where they indoctrinated her with all of the left wing values. And.....I paid for it. Dumb *** me. She is a know it all, Dr. of Clinical Psychology.

Send this to her....


Hello! Welcome to the mental health hotline!

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly, being certain to touch the table and count till 10 between each press...

If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you...

If you have muliple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6...

If you are paranoid we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call...

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership...

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press...

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press since no one will answer...

If you are dyslexic, press 696969696969...

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes to the line...

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, your address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother and grandmothers maiden names...

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911...

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep, please wait for the beep...

If you have short term memory loss please call again later...

If you have low self esteem please hang up. All Our representatives are too busy to help worthless people like you..

And thank you for calling the mental health hotline!

 

[toolmanmike]

We get hammered also....

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If you're going to get hammered use something better than that.

 

[krazykuda]

You said crack!

I trained my dog to find it...

 

[krazykuda]

If you're going to get hammered use something better than that.

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Or the strong stuff...

 

[toolmanmike]

Or the strong stuff...

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Ours can only be 151 proof

 

[krazykuda]

Ours can only be 151 proof
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Sucks to be you...

 

[toolmanmike]

Sucks to be you...

Better than dead.

 

[dukeboy440]

And just like that, it turned.

 

[Mopar Tim]

Or the strong stuff...

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You can run that stuff in an engine.....

 

[toolmanmike]

You can run that stuff in an engine.....

Too much alcohol! LOL

 

[Ben Drinkin]

Too much alcohol! LOL

Yikes! Say it ain't so! I didn't think there was such a thing!

 

[toolmanmike]

Yikes! Say it ain't so! I didn't think there was such a thing!

100% abv is a bit dangerous to drink neat! LOL

 

[zkx14]

Their tracking used to be ok and updated daily... Not lately, it's gotten worse...

I still get daily updates. Good to the day it was supposed to deliver. Then it goes to. ‘Sorry its late but still on its way’. Which is pretty much everything I send. Have one that is on it way to AR. Schedule delivery was yesterday- surprise! ... didn’t happen

 

[Unconventional]

And just like that, it turned.

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Only 6 hour late

 

[Unconventional]

100% abv is a bit dangerous to drink neat! LOL

Last time I saw Everclear I think it was 150proof. There must be a water installation facility at the state border

 

[Tooljunkie]

Wanted right manifold out before noon. 8 minutes to spare. Here it is on the floor, and the wrench i used to remove it...

Say what you want about cheap tools, i had a chisel that rounded off after only a few rattles, this long one is a snappy, took them all off and barely nicked the edge. Everything is oil soaked, so no fire methods on this one.

 

[toolmanmike]

Wanted right manifold out before noon. 8 minutes to spare. Here it is on the floor, and the wrench i used to remove it...View attachment 1715618015View attachment 1715618017
Say what you want about cheap tools, i had a chisel that rounded off after only a few rattles, this long one is a snappy, took them all off and barely nicked the edge. Everything is oil soaked, so no fire methods on this one.

Good tools aren't cheap and cheap tools aren't good.

 

[toolmanmike]

I had some goulash for lunch, now I need a nap. (not my photo. Mine had big macaroni.)