If The Earth Is Flat....

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it's a barrel of wisdom, slice of green cheese, and burning just like kerosene.
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kiwigtx said:
The moon is flat.....we only ever see one view of it anywhere in the world, so therefore it is a disc. The fact that we see the disc in full circular perspective is a freak of nature to do with its orbit around the equally flat Sun.
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Sometimes I can't tell when a person is kidding.
 
Think about it............if the earth was flat and it rotates as it does at 1000 miles per hour (at the equator) then wouldn't it just keep expanding like pizza dough?? Like when the pizza guy flings the pizza dough in the air and it gets bigger and bigger in diameter as it spins.
 
Treblig said:
Think about it............if the earth was flat and it rotates as it does at 1000 miles per hour (at the equator) then wouldn't it just keep expanding like pizza dough?? Like when the pizza guy flings the pizza dough in the air and it gets bigger and bigger in diameter as it spins.
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That's a deep thought!
 
But the meatballs would fly off when you spin it. :eek: I know a few meatballs I wish would fly off this big pizza!:rolleyes:
 
The really wierd part of the flat earth theory is........ What about the people who live on the edge of the "flat" earth, wouldn't they accidentally fall off the edge? Not to mention the people who live near the center.....the people who live near the center would be weighless since there's no centrifugal acting upon them, it would be like standing on sitting on center of a spinning disk.
 
Treblig said:
The really wierd part of the flat earth theory is........ What about the people who live on the edge of the "flat" earth, wouldn't they accidentally fall off the edge? Not to mention the people who live near the center.....the people who live near the center would be weighless since there's no centrifugal acting upon them, it would be like standing on sitting on center of a spinning disk.
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They don't think of that.
 
Treblig said:
The really wierd part of the flat earth theory is........ What about the people who live on the edge of the "flat" earth, wouldn't they accidentally fall off the edge? Not to mention the people who live near the center.....the people who live near the center would be weighless since there's no centrifugal acting upon them, it would be like standing on sitting on center of a spinning disk.
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Id get so dizzy living on the center
 
Treblig said:
Think about it............if the earth was flat and it rotates as it does at 1000 miles per hour (at the equator) then wouldn't it just keep expanding like pizza dough?? Like when the pizza guy flings the pizza dough in the air and it gets bigger and bigger in diameter as it spins.
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And that's EXACTLY how the earth was made. as you can see at around 1:20, he already has the foundations of the Ice Wall™ around the Earth that keeps the oceans from draining off. Every time he says "dough" it's actually code for Earth.



That awkward square earth in post 54 is obviously a shitty Little Caesar's pizza earth. I'd avoid eating it if I were you.
 
A hamburger is nothing but a flat meatball.
And if you spin a meatball at 1000mph, it would turn into a hamburger.
Thus giving credence to the fact that the earth is flat if it is in fact spinning at 1000mph.
A major win for the theoretical argument on the flat earther theorist side.

And to top it all off, there is no gravity, Earth sucks...
 
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