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OK, here is a good one. A woman ordered a cake from Walmart, and she wanted it to say “Aries Baby”, and she wanted it to be in the middle of the cake in small cursive letters. So on the order form, she wrote, “Aries Baby (small cursive in the middle of the cake)”. This is what she got:

I found this Walmart picture, and I thought of PBR. I don't know if it is male, female or one of the 15 other genders we have now, but I liked it.

I was cutting a patch panel out of some 16 gauge steel, and used ALL of my 3" cutting disk. Waste not want not.

This was a question on a physics test when I was in college over 50 years ago. I liked it so much; I have always remembered it. You place a rowboat in a swimming pool and fill it with large rocks to the point where it is about to capsize. Then you mark the water level on the side of the pool...

When I saw this, I thought of @toolmanmike

There is a new restaurant opening here in Topeka. It is a fusion between Oriental food and Middle Eastern food. They call it Wok Like an Egyptian.

I Fixed myself, a double espresso shot latte yesterday as an afternoon pick me up. I gave my miniature dachshund a little taste of the foam by dipping my finger in the foam, and letting her lick my finger. When I was done, she begged for more, so I just let her lick the cup. I guess you have to...

T Shirts with: Philidelphia Eagles Super Bowl Champs Go Chiefs!

My six year old granddaughter is the apple of my eye. She is so much fun to be around. A few weeks ago, she was at the house with her mother (my youngest daughter), and she tooted rather loudly. I said, "Cooper, did you forget to say something?" And without blinking an eye, she said, "Oh yeah...

I wonder how much the city of Topeka spent on this sign. Can you say OBVIOUS??? I can't think of ANY reason at all for that sign to exist. We're doomed.

Many years ago (in 1969), my girlfriend (now my wife of 50 years) and I were cruising in my 69 Barracuda 340 Formula S. She wanted to drive, but she did not know how to drive a stick. So, I took her to a deserted area and taught her. She did really well, so I decided to let her drive home. We...

Maybe not. Found this in the drawer today, and just had to cut it open.

Few people know that Hellman's Mayonnaise used to be made in England. In fact, in 1912, The company planned to ship 10,000 jars to Mexico on the HMS Titanic. Mexico was to be the next stop after New York. As we all know, the Titanic sank before it reached New York. With it went the 10,000 jars...

Let me be clear that I NEVER have tried this and never will. Note that it is in the Jokes and Funny Stuff section. However, it was suggested a few years ago by a tree hugging radical who thought excess TP use would lead to our demise. So someone actually thought this was a serious alternative...

So I went on an African safari. There were several world renown scientists there also; including Anton Slovininski the famous scientist from the Czech Republic. We were all having a good time until disaster struck. One night there were screams and lion roars. Two lions (a male and his mate)...

LOL Couldn't resist.

Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is really good, but it has no atmosphere.

A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. He takes a miniature grand piano out of a pocket in his overcoat and places it on the bar. Then he takes a foot high man out of his other pocket and the man started playing the piano. The bartender said, "What goes on here, buddy?" The guy said, "I...

A man in a Kansas Home Depot warned others in the bathroom that he was fixing to have a blowout. Someone thought it was a bomb scare. The reporters on the night news could not stop laughing. LOOK AT THIS! man blows up bathroom in kansas home depot - YouTube

A guy had bad diabetes and had to have a leg amputated. When he woke uo from the surgery, he was horrified to see that the doctor had amputated the wrong leg. The doctor felt really bad, and a team of experts desperately tried to save the other leg, but it was too far gone, so they had to...

We have a lot of panhandlers here. I just about crapped when I saw this guy. Sorry for the picture quality. His sign says, " will not Lie, I need smokes and a drink." I almost went and bought him a six pack just for being honest.

So a good looking lady runs a red light and causes a horrific wreck with another car. Miraculously, the lady and the man form the other car get out of their mangled cars without so much as a scratch. The lady told the man, "It is a miracle that we are both OK. I take this as a sign from God that...

When you have your tonsils taken out, it's called a tonsillectomy. When you have your appendix taken out, it's appendectomy. So when a woman has a sex change operation, what is that called? Add a dick to me.

A COUPLE WAS INVITED TO A SWANKY COSTUME PARTY. UNFORTUNATELY, THE WIFE CAME DOWN WITH A TERRIBLE HEADACHE AND TOLD HER HUSBAND TO GO TO THE PARTY ALONE. HE PROTESTED, BUT SHE ARGUED AND SAID SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE SOME ASPIRIN AND GO TO BED, AND THERE WAS NO NEED FOR HIS GOOD TIME BEING...