12 Dad jokes

[joel d. snyder]

evening kids....1. what did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? bison. 2. why did the snowman leave the party? it stopped being cool.

 

[joel d. snyder]

hi, guys....1.what school subject is a witch good at? spelling. 2. what do snowmen wear on their heads? ice caps.

 

[Yunick13]

 

[Dartnut]

A man talking to his friend.
I have had spots in front of my eyes for 2 weeks.
His friend says: Have you seen a doctor?
He says: No, just spots.

 

[Dartnut]

What is a sea Monster's favorite food?
Fish and Ships.

 

[Dartnut]

He called his wife an angel.
She was always up in the air harping over something.

 

[Dartnut]

Where does a one legged waitress work?
At IHOP.

 

[diymirage]

Where does a one legged waitress work?
At IHOP.

Oh, you mean Eileen ?

 

[joel d. snyder]

in our continuing saga ....1. what do you get if you cross a dog with a rooster? a cockerpoodledoo. 2. which cheese is the saddest? blue cheese.

 

[Dartnut]

Oh, you mean Eileen ?

Yes.
Eileen Dover.
She wrote the book: ''Falling off a Cliff''.

 

[Dartnut]

Q: What's the opposite of happiness?
A: Woe.

Q: What is the opposite of woe?
A: Giddyup.

 

[Dartnut]

What is the most popular perfume in the southern states?
Eau-da-doo-dah-day.

 

[diymirage]

Yes.
Eileen Dover.
She wrote the book: ''Falling off a Cliff''.

Illustrated by her husband, Ben ?

 

[Dartnut]

Illustrated by her husband, Ben ?

Yes.

 

[joel d. snyder]

yay! i think it's friday....1.what dog is always sad? a meloncollie. 2. why did the man get hit by a bike every day? because he was stuck in a vicious cycle.

 

[joel d. snyder]

greetings...1. my roommate says our house is haunted, but i've lived here 300 years and haven't noticed anything. 2. why didn't the cheese want to get sliced? because it had grater plans.

 

[Dartnut]

What do you call a man that doesn't believe in birth control?
Daddy.

(My father's day joke!)

 

[Dartnut]

What city's population is growing so fast that it will soon be the largest in the world?
Dublin, Ireland.
That's because it's population is always Dublin...

 

[joel d. snyder]

hi, kids....1. why was the celebrity dog wearing dark glasses? because he was hiding from the pupparazzi. 2. where do sheep get their hair cut? at the baa baa shop.

 

[Dartnut]

What's brown and very sticky?
A stick.

 

[Dartnut]

How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?
You can see his footprints in the butter...

 

[joel d. snyder]

1. why do british ice cream cones carry umbrellas? because there's always a chance of showers. 2. my friend and i often laugh about how competitive we are. but i laugh more.

 

[Dartnut]

The Sultan had 9 wives.
8 of them had it pretty soft...

 

[Dartnut]

A tree is just a bush that made it...

 

[joel d. snyder]

and once again...1. "waiter, do you have frog's legs?" "no, sir. it's just the way i walk." 2. i went to buy some camouflage pants yesterday but couldn't find any.