Any Bigfoot believers out there?

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Dermal ridges in footprint castings would be pretty damn hard to fake. Gigantopithacis(don t think I coulda possibly spelled that right) was also a real animal. Fits the bill of Sasquatch pretty well. Besides..we all have a-hole relatives we never see.....but there's no denying their existence. Lol
 
Sure, I come from a family of them. My "little brother" wears a size 16, I wear size 15, and my 11 year old son is already in a men's size 10-1/2
 
Well well well, I looks like we have us some un believers now dont it? Call em what ya will, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Big hairy beast........same thing. And everyone wonders where they came from....well let me help ya out with that one. Sure they eat fish and hangout in the mountain streams catching fish for dinner. I've seen it myself and see no reason someone would put a baldface lie smack dab in the middle of my living room on the big tube. Consider this. Ever hear of Paul Bunyan? Now your getting my drift. Big guy huh? Well when little Paul was small his mama was always telling him not to do the big nasty with the little girls in the forest where they lived. Well like most young fellers, dont even deny it guys, Paul wouldn't leave the little girls alone so the enevitable would happen, more than once i might add. The little girls had little babies and of course they couldnt take em home so they left em in the woods in a tree lookin hideout that Paul built, only to grow up and become....yep, you got it. Big Hairy Beasts. Suprised you guys really never though about this bit of history in more depth than you previously have. You boys need to do more thinking on your own now dont ya?
Small Block
 
....and I actually new this fellow...:cheers:

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

Big Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa
all the way from Ottawa in just one day
Hey-Hey
On the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw
was Big Joe Mufferaw the old folks say
Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks say

And they say Big Joe had an old pet frog
bigger than a horse and he barked like a dog
And the only thing quicker than a train upon a track
was Big Joe riding on the bull-frog's back

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

And they say Big Joe used to get real wet
from cutting down timber and working up a sweat
And everyone will tell you around Carlton Place
the Mississipi dripped onto Big Joe's face

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

Now Joe had the portage from the Gattineau down
to see a little girl he had in Kempville town
He was back and forth so many times to see that gal
the path he wore became the Rideau Canal

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

Big Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa
all the way from Ottawa in just one day
Hey-Hey
On the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw
was Big Joe Mufferaw the old folks say
Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks say

And they say Big Joe put out a forest fire,
halfway between Renfrew and old Arnprior
He was fifty miles away down around Smith Falls
but he drowneded out the fire with five spit balls

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

Well he jumped into the Calabogie Lake real fast
and he swam both ways to catch a cross-eyed-bass
But he threw it on the ground and said "I can't eat that"
So he covered it over with Mount Saint Patt

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

And they say Big Joe drank a bucket of gin
And he beat the living tar of the twenty nine men
And high on the ceiling of the Pembroke Pub
There is twenty-nine boot marks and they are signed with love

Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

Big Joe Mufferaw paddled into Mattawa
all the way from Ottawa in just one day
Hey-Hey
On the river Ottawa the best man we ever saw
was Big Joe Mufferaw the old folks say
Come and listen and I'll tell you what the old folks say

They say Hey-Hi, Hey-Hi-Ho, the best man in Ottawa was Mufferaw Joe,
Mufferaw Joe

Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw,
Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw, Big Joe Mufferaw,
Big Joe Mufferaw
 
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