Any crazy first date stories?

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This looks like fun for a first date.

My Wife and I did something similar, we shot at cans with a .22 and her dad's 303 british.

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I have'em, crazy stories, you mostly see them on comedy skits. SNL, Hell Date, etc....To outlandish to even try to tell or describe, but there true.
 
This looks like fun for a first date.

My Wife and I did something similar, we shot at cans with a .22 and her dad's 303 british.

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Whoa, mixed feelings about meeting that hunt... girl out in the woods.
Nice pic, cudaspaz
 
Took a girl on 1st date on my Kawasaki 500 to the drag strip. Got about 3 miles before I turned the bike loose. She thought it was neat.

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While I was in college, my English class was scheduled to go on an outing to a dinner/theater. I had already bought tickets for myself and a girl I had been dating a short while. The evening before we were to go, her mother attempted suicide. Needless to say, she did not go with me on the trip.

The next evening, I agreed to go on a blind date with a couple of my buddies and their dates, two sisters that had a third one tagging along. We've been married 30 years.

Go figure...
Jerry
 
WOW! Married 3 chicks at once. WHEW! You da man!!!!!!!!!
 
one day me and my brother was rideing around in my moms 69 chrysler town and country wagon, drinking and looking for women, any way we pick up 2 at a bar, we leave grab a case of bud, on the road again, john's driving I'm in
the back with the seat laid down making mad monkey love to this chick:munky2:,when john pulls in for gas, this was back before self serve, the guy comes out john
tells him $5.00 the guy sees us going at it and fills the tank:-D chick looks up and sees the guy and freeks,25 years latter that story still comes up when
john has a few:drinkers:
 

I have an uncle who is two years younger than me and one summer day we decided to go to the swimming hole. I stopped to pick up his girlfriend on the way to his house as he didn't have a car. When we got there she slid over next to me so he could get in and then his mom, my grandma said he couldn't go. She stayed next to me so we went swimming and the rest as they say is history. He still hates me 40 years later, and grandma went to her grave mad at me.
 
First date with my now Ex-wife, we stopped and bought a couple
sub sandwiches, and we were going to go to the Drive-in movie but it was over an hour before dark, I pulled into a dirt road that went to a closed gravel pit.{This was in 1979 and in a town, I wasn't familiar with.}

We had only just started to eat our sandwiches when a State Trooper
car,with 2 Troopers, pulls up behind my car.
{1972 Valiant 4 door 318, A/C nice car}

One Trooper comes up, tells me to get out of the car,
says Whatcha doing here, I said uh, we were eating some
Roast Beef sub sandwiches, waiting for it to get dark.

Another State Trooper {the Older Man} is asking my date 20 questions.

Young Trooper says, to me, whats your Girlfriends name??

"UH, uhm, I can't remember, but I know where she lives,
we just were waiting for it to get dark... so we can uhm, go to the movies."

The other Trooper meanwhile has figured out that nothing bad is going on,
and comes over to watch me stammering, because I can't recall her name.

They both start laughing and say you better ask her what her name is
pretty soon.

The older Trooper says quiet to me, how did you know about this lovers lane?? Your not from around here.

I told him that her Brother had mentioned
to me there was a good fishing hole at the old Gravel pit, and how to get here.

The older Trooper said there ain't no fishing hole down here,
but, the youngsters sure come down here to make out.8)


The g/f was pissed at Me, because I forgot her name,
and pissed at her Brother for telling me about the "Lover's Lane".
 
Took this girl out first time.... ITS Halloween, she wanted to go parking ..Well I was 17 and of course said YEA! She had me park in a cemetery and and wanted to do "IT" there ,first date.... Yea it was pretty freaky and we didn't stay long. Always wondered what happened to her?
 
i MET A girl from PA,I live IN FLoRIDA, she hates SNAKES I HAD A 3FT ball PYTHoN It got loose in my house I could not find it-I told her I got rid of the snake so she few in from PA we hung out, i cooked, we ate, she did dishes ,she said do you hear that? It sounded like a pan lightly clanging,she was cleaning the stove top, lifted the hood and she found my snake -screamed got taxi went back to PA
THANKS FoR FINDING MY SNAKE
 
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