.What ever happen to "a bun in the oven"
It grew up and is now drawing welfare and has three kids by three different fathers.
.What ever happen to "a bun in the oven"
Well, that proves a theory I've had for a while.I thought I would have to move your thread to the electrical forum! (moderator humor)
A heating pad works as well.i had a hard time getting my bronco started these last few days (temps around 0 Fahrenheit) so i just put a space heater under the hood and let it cook for about 15 minutes
works like a charm
That worked on my wife as well. Hotter than a two dollar pistol on new years eve!!!!!A heating pad works as well.
Are you ready yet dear?Oh, I forgot....the battery was nice and warm
That worked on my wife as well. Hotter than a two dollar pistol on new years eve!!!!!
There you go, I have one of those laser temp guages.........never thought of using it to see if I done enough foreplay!!!!Are you ready yet dear?View attachment 1715283709
There you go, I have one of those laser temp guages.........never thought of using it to see if I done enough foreplay!!!!
I just wait for the refrigerator light to go out.
Does she use you for an egg timer?I just wait for the refrigerator light to go out.
Only if she wants them poached.Does she use you for an egg timer?
Big trash bags work well, too.It didn't take me long to figure out that you can get a oxy/acetylene torch, get it lit and burning right then knock the flame out with a big glove. You get a 3 liter bottle with a hole in the bottom and fuse stuck through the cap. You fill it with the gas then tape the hole. Lite the fuse and run like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.Big trash bags work well, too.
Why?A person has to wonder why women stay with a-holes like that
NOPE!!! Good explosions are all about containment. Those 3 Liter plastic bottles can hold a lot of pressure before they blow. If you ever jammed one under your car tire and ran over it you'd know what I'm talking about. A plastic bag wouldn't hold much pressure, it would blow up but would fizzle. On the other hand, a heavy duty plastic bottle will explode pretty violently. One new year's eve I filled a 3 liter bottle and put a fuse in it. My youngest son (who was a dare devil) asked if he could take it out into the field across the street from our house and lite it. I told him that it would be OK with me as long as he lit the fuse and ran as fast as possible back to me. He said "OK". I gave him the lighter and he disappeared into the night across the field. We all saw the lighter flame in the darkness as he lit the fuse then we could see the fuse burning. I waited and waited but my son never showed back up. The damn thing exploded and lit up the whole neighborhood and shook the windows. After the explosion my son finally showed up laughing like hell. He was pumped up with adrenaline. I looked down at his leg and noticed a lot of blood coming from his calf. When I checked out his calf I found a large chunk of plastic buried in his calf. I had to use a pair of pliers to pull it out, it was buried pretty deep. He never felt the plastic enter his calf (too excited). But he surely winched when I pulled the chuck of plastic out of his leg!!! I asked him why it took so long for him to get back to us after he lit the fuseBig trash bags work well, too.
.NOPE!!! Good explosions are all about containment. Those 3 Liter plastic bottles can hold a lot of pressure before they blow. If you ever jammed one under your car tire and ran over it you'd know what I'm talking about. A plastic bag wouldn't hold much pressure, it would blow up but would fizzle. On the other hand, a heavy duty plastic bottle will explode pretty violently. One new year's eve I filled a 3 liter bottle and put a fuse in it. My youngest son (who was a dare devil) asked if he could take it out into the field across the street from our house and lite it. I told him that it would be OK with me as long as he lit the fuse and ran as fast as possible back to me. He said "OK". I gave him the lighter and he disappeared into the night across the field. We all saw the lighter flame in the darkness as he lit the fuse then we could see the fuse burning. I waited and waited but my son never showed back up. The damn thing exploded and lit up the whole neighborhood and shook the windows. After the explosion my son finally showed up laughing like hell. He was pumped up with adrenaline. I looked down at his leg and noticed a lot of blood coming from his calf. When I checked out his calf I found a large chunk of plastic buried in his calf. I had to use a pair of pliers to pull it out, it was buried pretty deep. He never felt the plastic enter his calf (too excited). But he surely winched when I pulled the chuck of plastic out of his leg!!! I asked him why it took so long for him to get back to us after he lit the fuse
. He said that after he lit the fuse he dropped the lighter and in the dark he had a hard time finding it as the fuse burned away. He said that he finally found the lighter and started to run away when the bottle exploded. I consider myself lucky that my son got far enough away to only get a shrapnel wound.