Do your keys in your pocket make you feel lumpy.

[Ahoey]

I'm looking for the trail of bait corn she was following.

Won’t be there, she hovered as she went

 

[446acuda]

Looks like the fat that normally heads south to create a huge *** went north instead. Weird and disgusting at the same time.

 

[ChargedDart75]

Is this what they meant by "Laugh your *** off?"

 

[Mark Wainwright]

I thought at first she put her baby in her pocket.

Don't think you'd be able to tell if she was pregnant or what. The question is would anyone be brave enough to knock her up?

 

[MileHighDart]

I think she needs another bra for her back fat. That's nasty.