Bigdummy
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>> A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.
>> He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them
>> around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
>> anything to do with him.
>>
>> The head nurse was the only one who could stand up
>> to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
>> temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
>> down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
>>
>> "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an
>> oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but
>> eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
>>
>> After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I
>> have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
>>
>> She left the door to his room open on her way out.
>> He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door,
>> laughing.
>>
>> After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room.
>>
>> "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
>>
>> Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc?
>> Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
>>
>> After a pause, the doctor confessed.....
>>
>> "Not with a carnation."
>> He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them
>> around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have
>> anything to do with him.
>>
>> The head nurse was the only one who could stand up
>> to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your
>> temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled
>> down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
>>
>> "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an
>> oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but
>> eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
>>
>> After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I
>> have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
>>
>> She left the door to his room open on her way out.
>> He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door,
>> laughing.
>>
>> After a half hour, the man's doctor came into the room.
>>
>> "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
>>
>> Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc?
>> Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"
>>
>> After a pause, the doctor confessed.....
>>
>> "Not with a carnation."
