Got a subpoena today.

[ILLDuster74]

I live in a tiny little unincorporated town. Well I notice movement in the drive way and the dog is barking. I go to the back door and there's a sheriff standing there. He asks if I've been in an accident, I'm like no. So he says oh yeah you witnessed an accident ok here's your notice to appear. I take it relieved until I notice that my dog has jumped into his patrol car as he was getting in. Glad the officer was a dog lover and he handed my Jack Russell Terrier back to me and laughed.

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[Keith Mopar]

That wouldn't happen in the big city, you be getting another subpoena.

 

[WRB426]

Maybe your dog wants to be a K9.

 

[67 Power Wagon]

-good story.....So you actually DID witness an accident then?

 

[ILLDuster74]

Yes I did see the accident, the truck that was hit was right next to me. She was turning on a green arrow and a black Dakota plowed into her. lifted the truck in the air. I'm going to testify that we had the turn arrow and green light when she was his. Bad part was I had to pick up my wife from work. I got her and circled back to tell the officer in charge what I saw. She only worked a half mile from the accident.

 

[ILLDuster74]

Maybe your dog wants to be a K9.

He is 15lbs of killer, he's caught 2 birds and several mice this year. He really wants a squirrel, but I don't want him getting sick from those vermin.

He was licking the officer as he handed him out, guess he like pork lol.

 

[dusterny]

You are lucky the cop did not drill poor Fido!

 

[Louie70Dart]

Your dog likes pork? Maybe it was the Krispy Kreme donuts......... LOL