How would you introduce Monica Lewinsky?

[dibbons]

Lewinsky is in the news again after her moral support for Barron Trump (and I sincerely aplaud her for that). But it got me wondering, how would one introduce her to friends and family in a dating situation? I'm coming up a blank.

 

[limegreen70]

Hand them a Cigar.

 

[RustyRatRod]

".........and now for a gal who really sucks..."

 

[famous bob]

".........and now for a gal who really sucks..."

LOL

 

[67 gt]

Gentleman I would like to introduce you to miss chokesondick !

 

[jimjimjimmy]

strait from the oral office ....

 

[Coyote Jack]

This is Monica, she straightened out Bill Clinton, I'm hoping she can do the same for me.

Jack

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

This is Monica, she's a sucker for milkshakes...

 

[TrailBeast]

She would have to be introduced?

 

[Mopar92]

Carbon fiber knee pads would give her away.

 

[RedFish]

She modeled for the most popular bobble head doll ever... Miss Monica Lewinski

 

[MOPAROFFICIAL]

Oh and btw that is Monica, she'd say hi, but she never speaks with her mouth full.

 

[69FBCuda]

Make sure she wares the Blue dress

 

[mycuda]

Head secretary

 

[Dartnut]

Please allow me to introduce to you my new girlfriend, Monica Lewinski.
She really sucks up to me.
I think she has the nicest lips i have ever come across.
She's studying to be a head nurse and i think she'll do well with all of her experience.
She's already gave me a blow by blow account of her days in the White House under Bill Clinton, so you don't need to ask.

 

[jimjimjimmy]

Monica Lewinski got caught trying to smuggle a wad of Bill's across the boarder .

 

[Daves69]

Self Propelled Humidor...............

 

[Ben Drinkin]

This is my new mechanic. Does all of our head work..

 

[1320racing]

What's the capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth??

One U.S leader

 

[SGBARRACUDA]

"She redefined sex, then gave the president a Hard attack!"

 

[chryslerfat]

This is Monica she wears Chelsea`s brother on her shoulder.

 

[diymirage]

ladies and gentleman, if you need a refill on your drink, want to visit the restroom or make a few phone calls...now is the time to do it

 

[Phily]

Cigar remoisturizer for when your rolling blunts. Never easy or fun trying to split a cigar dry lol

 

[krazykuda]

This is the one that stained the president's reputation....

 

[krazykuda]

This is Monica...

Nudge, nudge... Wink, wink... Know what I mean....