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Loose nut behind the wheel
Came across this sign, across the street from a veterinary clinic. Guess they were having a problem with the clientele.
It's official, I'm a grumpy old man
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Find their exhaust pipe. On the muffler is second best.
Every sane person lives in the country where his nearest neighbor is at least 1/2 mile OR MORE away. What dog would travel that far to chit in a neighbors yard....unless a city dog!!???
A neigbor called me once to tell me he had to shoot my Aussie Shepherd (dog), he was trying to bred his ***** (dog). I told him I clocked it and he lives 8 3/4 miles from me,,, serves that horny SOB to get shot!!
If I could afford to, I would.
missing linc
Loose nut behind the wheel
Me too, in a heartbeat
People who really know me,, have called me Good Old Mr. Wilson. Since my early 20's. Most are surprised I've made it to 72.
Just bury the ****. Life is too short.
I think I might follow your advice on this. I'm already way too busy for this drama, and one of my goals for '25 is to be "better."
By engaging in this feud, I'm going back to my old ways.
It's funny, when we first moved out here, 23 years ago, we found out real quick people in the country don't give a chit about their dogs, where they go and what they do. I and a few other people out here changed that crap for this neighborhood. Every county in Georgia and I'd be willing to bet every county in the US has leash laws saying you must restrain your dog to your property by "some" means. I've had local deputies tell me on many occasions that if dogs run our property and cause damage to just shoot them and be done with it. Now I won't do that unless the dog or dogs are acting vicious. But I will if it's necessary.Every sane person lives in the country where his nearest neighbor is at least 1/2 mile OR MORE away. What dog would travel that far to chit in a neighbors yard....unless a city dog!!???
A neigbor called me once to tell me he had to shoot my Aussie Shepherd (dog), he was trying to bred his ***** (dog). I told him I clocked it and he lives 8 3/4 miles from me,,, serves that horny SOB to get shot!!
^^^ Texas is such a nut case, it is actually illegal for a dog to ride in the back of a pickup. But don't tell the guy in West Tx that as they don't pay any attention.
Back in Mo. every farm truck parked in town (Co op, gas station, tire store) had at least 2 Heelers riding n the bed, and 2 rifles on the run rack like back in the 60,70s in rural Ga.
Back in Mo. every farm truck parked in town (Co op, gas station, tire store) had at least 2 Heelers riding n the bed, and 2 rifles on the run rack like back in the 60,70s in rural Ga.
Ahoey
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Depending on where you live this one worked for me. The neighbours shepherd would come and crap on my walk path every morning. I yelled, screamed, chased it, threw stones but still. So enough is enough. Got a couple of 12 gauge shells sawed the end off dumped BB out. Waited patiently the dog was all humped up like a jackass eating thistles when the plastic wad smacked his ***. Between that and the kablamo he never came back.
It aint really the dogs fault but you cant spank the owner. Good idea. A little rock salt would magnify the effect.
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70SwingerGuy
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Fantastic idea! Unless you have a neighbor see the kablamo and report you to the cops who charge you with reckless discharge of a firearm. You got lucky! Remember we live in Canada, land of no firearm rights.
Huh? You can import guns that I can not.Fantastic idea! Unless you have a neighbor see the kablamo and report you to the cops who charge you with reckless discharge of a firearm. You got lucky! Remember we live in Canada, land of no firearm rights.
70SwingerGuy
Long Haired Freaky Person
I mean that we are a country full of cops and prosecutors who dont believe that we have the right to defend ourselves and our property, let alone shooting off a shotgun in the city at a dog crapping on the lawn. The victim mentality in this country is extreme, and is the subject for a thread in the politics section, as is the state of our current gun laws and how the libtards banned hundreds of firearms overnight and made it impossible for us to buy or sell any handguns turning our expensive handguns into expensive paperweights. Dont get me started with this one!!
"all humped up like a jackass eating thistles..." That made me chuckle.
There's no way I'd get away with that in my development. For one, my neighbors are sissies and would freak the heck out. But also, it's illegal to discharge a firearm within the town limits.
Ahoey
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Didn’t really want to hurt the dog just wanted to make sure it knew I meant business. Have turned off a few dogs around here, when they start running in packs, chasing a hot ***** and growling at me. Use the old tried and trued triple S method. Shoot, shovel, shut up
Seems like you are already "started" lol. Ya, we need to back off for political reasons. I'm pretty sure all municipalities discourage gun discharging.I mean that we are a country full of cops and prosecutors who dont believe that we have the right to defend ourselves and our property, let alone shooting off a shotgun in the city at a dog crapping on the lawn. The victim mentality in this country is extreme, and is the subject for a thread in the politics section, as is the state of our current gun laws and how the libtards banned hundreds of firearms overnight and made it impossible for us to buy or sell any handguns turning our expensive handguns into expensive paperweights. Dont get me started with this one!!
70SwingerGuy
Long Haired Freaky Person
lol I know! Theres so much to say on this topic, its hard to try to get a point across keep it brief. And Im sure you are correct on that assumption about gun discharge also.
JDMopar
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I was talking to some Canadian guys at The Mopar Nationals years ago, and they said Canadians that live out in the country have a 3 S rule. Shoot, Shovel, Shut up! Sounded like we're more alike than different was my response! Well....except y'all got Tim's and we have Krispy Kreme. 
Ahoey
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No law here about discharging a firearm. Only law I have is no rifle hunting deer here. You can discharge a rifle but no deer hunting. So no bbs in a shotgun shell works for me. Live 30 miles from nowhereI was talking to some Canadian guys at The Mopar Nationals years ago, and they said Canadians that live out in the country have a 3 S rule. Shoot, Shovel, Shut up! Sounded like we're more alike than different was my response! Well....except y'all got Tim's and we have Krispy Kreme.
Shoot the dog(s) with a paintball gun.
Here is my theory. Befriend the dog. They think its their territory and marks the neighbors yard.
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