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I was wondering.
Should I go with a big block or small block in my lawn mower?
Also I need a list of donor mowers for an 8 3/4.
Oh, and I have this strange electrical problem.
Every time I engage the blade, my fuel gage goes crazy.
Any ideas what could cause this?
As far as colors, I am going to take a poll later.
And do you think that plain steel wheel or ralleys are the way to go?
I can’t seem to find the fender tag to decode it.
Does anyone know where Snapper put fender tags?
GG won’t return my calls.:axe:
 
LOL @ 3404spd and the rest of the crew for keeping this thread real...funny...heart warming and ...above all, ongoing.

Now we start the poem contest.

I once new a man from .....
(Finish it up boys!)
 
adriver said:
I was wondering.
Should I go with a big block or small block in my lawn mower?
Also I need a list of donor mowers for an 8 3/4.
Oh, and I have this strange electrical problem.
Every time I engage the blade, my fuel gage goes crazy.
Any ideas what could cause this?
As far as colors, I am going to take a poll later.
And do you think that plain steel wheel or ralleys are the way to go?
I can’t seem to find the fender tag to decode it.
Does anyone know where Snapper put fender tags?
GG won’t return my calls.:axe:
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What are you a rookie!! Everyone knows the fender tag is in the outside of the up and down on the go around shaft cover, right next to the snapping turtle head.
 
How about we bust balls on the thread starter?

I once new a man from Chandler, AZ

LOL, Come on 19duster74, you can't be that sore can ya?
 
Lawnmower..............That stock Snapper ain't no lawnmower! THIS Snapper is a "lawnmower"!!!!
- Dana rear end with 4/11's and Moser axles
- Posi track diff
- Cal tracks
- After burner chrome tuned exhaust
- Digital flyback fladibulators
- Custom 3 inch head pipes
- Fox disk brakes
- Hosier racing slicks
- Mopar tuft steering wheel
- Port and polished crate motor with 750 hp with NOS kit
- Turbo charger
- Cuts 160 acres of grass in 15 minutes
- Standing 1/4 mile in 9.6 sec. at 140 mph
- Cost...............$37,652.00
- Stains in shorts at full throttle...............PRICELESS!!!!!

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But if there's no fenders, how do you decode the fender tag?

Oh yeah, I got burned on e-bay on a set of digital flyback fladibulators. Don't ever buy from Boy Areyoustupid in Russia. He only had one feedback, but the price was right, and e-bay is here to protect my interests right?

While I'm at it, what kind of cam should get for my 318? It has 275,000 miles and I figured since I'm replacing the cam chain for the third time I might as well add 200 hp with a new cam. It has about 75 psi of compression, and I want it to lope like a top fueler, pull like a truck from 1000 rpm, I don't want to change the converter, I have 2.53 gears and I want to rev to 6500 rpm. Will I need to change out the two barrel carb to make this work?

What is a power band and where can I buy one? My buddy says it will make a huge difference in how fast my car is. Does Autozone carry them? Are they one size fits all?

ROFL!
 
Hartman,
You are obviously trying to pass off your “one of none” mower as a correct original.
Since you clearly said “THIS Snapper” meaning it IS an S type Snapper.
Everyone knows that side exhaust were not an option for that year.
Please at least have the decency to label it a clone.
It devalues those of us that have REAL Snappers.
 
I'm appalled & confused -- i think? :scratch: The appalling & confusing content of this thread reminds me of something, but i cant remember what! Thanks guys :banghead:
 
Okay I`ll bite, here`s a couple from Va.-

There once was a man from New Kent
who`s d$%^ was so long that it bent
to save himself trouble
he stuck it in double
and instead of coming, he went.

There once was a man from St. Clair
who was screwing his wife on the stair
the banister broke
so he doubled his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air.


Now how could 19duster74 go anywhere with great entertainment like this?
 
You guys are to funny!
I been laughing my *** off the last couple days reading this thread!
 
68340fish said:
I'm appalled & confused -- i think? :scratch: The appalling & confusing content of this thread reminds me of something, but i cant remember what! Thanks guys :banghead:
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Fish, you've obviously got this thread confused with the drug induced euphoria commonly referred to as reefer madness that's why you're so confused. There is only one cure that I'm aware of but be afraid, be very afraid as it can cause severe internal injuries as well as early onset limp dickittis. Consult your doctor before taking internally.

terry:drunken:

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Thanks for clearing that up terry. That movie "reefer madness" freaked me out, thats why I dont drink anymore!?
 
Extremely censored, yet one that still makes me laugh. And yes, it is Mopar related

Poor old guy named "dead eye" Dick,
Came into this world with a corkscrew pr#$#,
And all through his life he did search and did hunt
For a lovely lass with a corkscrew c$@#.

When he finally found her, he fell over dead,
Cuz the f$#$#$ b#$# had a left hand thread
 
Second owner of my 94 Snapper, bucket seat, convertible. Found it hidden in a barn 3 miles away. Rust free and unmolested. Paid 25 for it and drove it home. Pictures at my website www.forsnappersonly.com
 
LoComotive out of control here. LOL

It's all designed to acuratly answer 19duster74's question on tech points and lack there of. I'd say this thread is about to start getting starts for excelleance.

Everybody! Keep it up! Good work!

From Longgone;
Now how could 19duster74 go anywhere with great entertainment like that
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How true, how true. How dare he post a post like a drive by shooting and hide. This is one of the best threads chok full of important info. One may even win money on Jepordy with this info.

Now that I think of it, in addition to poems and limrics, may I suggest a list of useless facts and fictions. :bounce:
 
68340fish said:
I'm appalled & confused -- i think? :scratch: The appalling & confusing content of this thread reminds me of something, but i cant remember what! Thanks guys :banghead:
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People say there is too much ignorance and apathy.
I don’t know about that and I don’t care anyway
 
This situation requires that a really Futile and Stupid jesture be done on somebodys part--and were just the guys to do it!! (if you get this one, give yourself 5 points)=D>
 
ValiantMike said:
Reminds me of the two guys and one woman that went out in a boat fishing. The woman returned with a red snapper.
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adriver said:
People say there is too much ignorance and apathy.
I don’t know about that and I don’t care anyway
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That sounds like George junior!

This thread is taking on tones of the chat room.:coffee2:

Where are you 19duster74?

You don`t think he was actually serious about this being his last post, do ya?:computer:
 
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