Long, hard ride

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FISHBREATH

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A woman from New York arrived by train in a remote part of Arizona. She waited and waited for a stage coach to take her to a nearby town. None came.

An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town.

She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.

When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local hotel, yelled one final “Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!” and rode off.

“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the proprietor. “Nothing,” the woman answered.

“I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off.”

“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don't use saddles”
 

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