Lorena Bobbitt, eat your heart out!

[65LoveAffair]

Words cannot describe...

http://nypost.com/2015/01/13/wife-chops-off-cheating-husbands-*****-twice/

 

[WRB426]

oops. pissed off the wrong woman.

 

[krazykuda]

That beyotch was on a mission....


She shouldn't be allowed to touch one ever again.....

 

[65cuda360]

Now he goes around half-cocked!

 

[diymirage]

I wonder if this negates his ability to operate a motor vehicle?

 

[65cuda360]

I wonder if this negates his ability to operate a motor vehicle?

No, But he'll have more head room!

 

[krazykuda]

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[krazykuda]

Now he goes around half-cocked!

LOL!

Confusscious Say: Man who goes through airport turn style sideways, going to Bangkok.....

 

[RustyRatRod]

I would actually call him "double cocked".

 

[magnumdart]

Separation anxiety.

 

[halifaxhops]

What happens in a few months when she gets pregnant? 5 kids at 21 is some achievement!

 

[krazykuda]

I've heard of twice baked potatoes, so would this be called a twice cut *****???

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

They surgically attached a prosthetic from a hunk of Maple. Brings a whole new meaning to the word Woodpecker.

 

[krazykuda]

They surgically attached a prosthetic from a hunk of Maple. Brings a whole new meaning to the word Woodpecker.

And getting a "woody".... LOL!

 

[diymirage]

They surgically attached a prosthetic from a hunk of Maple. Brings a whole new meaning to the word Woodpecker.

I don't think ill ever put maple syrup on my pancakes again :wack:

 

[67 Power Wagon]

What happens in a few months when she gets pregnant? 5 kids at 21 is some achievement!

I don't wanna call her a slut, but shes been on more wieners then Ketchup!

 

[65LoveAffair]

What happened to the one child per family law in China? No wonder their population is over 1 billion if that's the way things are!

 

[krazykuda]

"Chinese birth control"....

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

I don't wanna call her a slut, but shes been on more wieners then Ketchup!

Or. If there were as many sticking out as we're stuck in you would have a human porcupine.
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[halifaxhops]

What happened to the one child per family law in China? No wonder their population is over 1 billion if that's the way things are!

That's per man, not woman.

 

[Treblig]

I can't see it...scissors???? May they just don't grow them as big in China, now I could see that it might be possible with a set of those large hedge trimming shears!!

treblig

 

[krazykuda]

What guy would date her after knowing that she did this???

Un-date-able........

 

[krazykuda]

Her new Chinese name should be "Chop Dong", "Chop Wang"...


His new name.... Stubby....

 

[64 AAR Valiant]

Her new Chinese name should be "Chop Dong", "Chop Wang"...


His new name.... Stubby....

Him
Heno Wang

Her
Lin Chopsuey

 

[2 Darts]

Ah, yes. This one's for you Lorena.
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