newlyweds, yes HE is a car guy!!!

[barbee6043]

just married, on their honeymoon.

wife say, " sugar, why don't you sell that old car, we could use that for a vacation this summer?"

car guy, " honey, that's sounds just like something my X WIFE would say>"

wife says, " HEY, I thought you had NEVER been married?!!!!!!"


car guy "never had....." ( HUH!?????)

 

[66fyssh]

LMAO.

Think she got the point??

 

[Ben Drinkin]

When I was married, I introduced my wife to people as 'My First Wife'. I guess I knew what was coming...

 

[diymirage]

my wife asked me once what I would do without her
I said, honey, I would go crazy

she asked me if I would get married again
I said, not that crazy !

 

[65LoveAffair]

I like the way Jeff Goldblum's character, Dr. Ian Malcolm, put it in Jurassic Park. " I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcom."

 

[famous bob]

I like the way Jeff Goldblum's character, Dr. Ian Malcolm, put it in Jurassic Park. " I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcom."

when my wife ask me what I would do w/o her, I always say, about a second faster.

 

[Aussie Chall]

You should have established the boundaries before marriage, now you will risk loosing what is precious in your life.

 

[chryslerfat]

I had cars before her and I have more cars after her.