grimreaper
Cross Member
Sunday afternoon my wife and I were driving along the highway in town when this little Honda with purple headlights comes into view in the rear view mirror. He's weaving in and out of traffic like a crazy person. As he gets close you can hear it and I mention to my wife, "Listen to that loud, annoying piece of crap". Well, in a minute we're sitting side by side at the traffic light. I look over and contemplate how much effort it took to get a Honda adorned with so many colors of plastic and faux carbon stickers. The big nitrous bottle sitting in the back window is most likely a subwoofer but I can't tell because it's obscured by the two level wing. He's busy revving it so we will be sure to notice that it's most likely completely stock with a fart can. The guy driving looks over at my wife and gives a look of just how cool he is and that she should be impressed by his presence. She kind of leans out and asks him, "Just wondering.....do you mulch or bag with that thing?" I about peed my pants when I saw the look on his face. Where would we be without these dufus ricers to entertain us????